This makes it seem like I died two times from wielding it once. No?

20hp 11m 1133mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) PROTECTED civilized 12 AM wear all
You wear a pitch-black ring on your left finger.
You wield a jagged fiery saber named,"Ire of the Mountain".
You feel a deathly chill as you wear a jagged fiery saber named,"Ire of the Mountain".
Your body regains its material form.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You feel a deathly chill as you wear a jagged fiery saber named,"Ire of the Mountain".
Your body regains its material form.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You stare in horror at your own corpse as it collapses to the ground, dead.

If you maledict his dex a bit then maybe he'll dro... oh, this isn't a bat post.

Seriously, just stop powerranking shifters if you don... wait, nope.

For real though, bug board it, son!

gr

Last time a bug was touched was three months ago, didn't seem a useful thing, but very well.

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