Thanks Amaranthe for char challenge. My time is ultra short lately and it's gamble whether or not I'll get interaction as Corpulous when I log in soo...

Anyway, extreme laziness didn't seem to do anything. Old posts suggest sleep while under adrenaline, but never worked and wouldn't go above 75% thought I'd like you guys know.

Thanks to whatever immortals would send me random food stuffs. Was fun emoting my disgusting eating habits and stuff, but man there are just only so many ways you can emote being fat!

Note to self: Don't pick annoying speech patterns. I could have kept it up if not for that I think.

EDIT: Oh, and thanks to players who would play along and take me out even though all I could do was sleep/heal pretty much. Useless in combat when you haven't practiced any skills beyond trance/meditation/flail and don't wear any equipment of worth.

Especially Nilmyr.

I tried to make you so many things! You just started showing up less and less.. I was very sad.

You were kind of the opposite of Diri, so I think our interactions were really fun.

I'm glad Whiysdan FINALLY got off his lazy svirf butt and fixed the donut ring I made you! :)

You were one that pretty much always stopped by when I logged in and I appreciate it. Work and health made logging in often hard. Boredom made those log-ins often not worth it.

I'll admit, if I had done a healer before and knew how to make better use of gate... I probably could have gone and done stuff while remaining lazy.

Blarg! Man...I really, REALLY liked Corpulous. I thought you did an amazing job with the character concept. Believe it or not, there were some really fun things planned for you. Of course, I could tell that the majority of this character's life could be SUPER boring just sitting in the Inn, so I went out of my way to try and keep the interest level higher than it would be. Sorry it didn't work out, but I really appreciated the RP.

=w=

Figured it was you and I appreciate your efforts adding some filler to the twiddling of thumbs. Hopefully there wasn't too much work/effort put into those plans for me to ruin them. Thanks all around.

NT

Eventually I hoped the story would progress to a point where I could focus more on being an evil bastard than my laziness and hunger.

I was waiting for the opportunity to read your fortune!! You'll be missed by me.