I'm going to assume you're mostly being sarcastic here.

If not, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

No offense, man. I just have to tell it to you straight.