I love the "spells" you come across when you don't ID a magic item properly with inspect goods. Good job on those, IMMs.

Within it are contained the spell <spell> of the 30th level.

Here are just a few:

"holy war"
"sleepwalking"
"prot vs fat"
"whispering campaign"
"headache"
"really bad headache"
"dutch oven"

Ok, I made one up, but not saying which.