Sometimes I earn them myself...sometimes I give them out to other Immortals. A random piece of Immortal humor...

A belt of braided storm giant skin contains:
a cardboard sign with the words 'I gave everyone the Mudslinger edge!'
a cardboard sign with the words 'SET_AFF != ADD_FLAG'
a cardboard sign with the words 'That's right, 7 crashes due to awesome dual wield code. Bite me.'
a cardboard sign marked 'I made it so mages can't wield anything.'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I nerfed wield'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Shokai made me cry'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I denied Jullias'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I transed all the players in the game to me
a cardboard sign with the words 'I crashed the mud'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke the west command'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I learned how to declare progs today!'
a cardboard sign with the words 'shield specs are pcdata'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I crashed the SQL server'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I busted drow.are and the mud stopped'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke the Spheres'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Adhesive web crashed the mud...AGAIN'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Kick Me'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke get_pc_world, then forgot to remove the debugging code'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I covered the entire world in ooze'

a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke the west command'

One of my finer moments. To be fair, it was really easy to wallop things until the reboot came.

valguarnera@carrionfields.com

I remember when that went in, I was like what the hell is wallop??? I still ain't the biggest fan of exotics but I still have a chuckle every time I hear the word WALLOP.

A suit of black mithril platemail contains:
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Braemir
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Linolaques
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Crysseara
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Farigno
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Ysaloerye
( 2) a steak of the burnt corpse of Desmonn
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Muuloc
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Dreaa
( 3) a steak of the burnt corpse of Urog
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Urog
( 5) a steak of the burnt corpse of Dreaa
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Alarian
( 2) a steak of the burnt corpse of Audriel
( 3) a steak of the burnt corpse of Jinroh
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Nhiala
( 2) a steak of the burnt corpse of Andrlos
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Grurk
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Soucivi
a steak of the burnt corpse of Soucivi
a steak of the corpse of Mekantos
a steak of the burnt corpse of Mekantos
( 3) a steak of the burnt corpse of Obaznuk
( 2) a steak of the burnt corpse of Choranek
a steak of the corpse of Kardoth
a steak of the burnt corpse of Ocelevan
a steak of the corpse of Ocelevan
a steak of the corpse of Rogardian
a steak of the burnt corpse of Rogardian
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Khasotholas
( 3) a steak of the burnt corpse of Ghuljun
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Karithia
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Johan
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Calradian
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Zandrumial
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Dugruain
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Acallsho
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Iunna
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Thalongrim
a steak of the burnt corpse of Dullameh
(12) a steak of the corpse of Zulghinlour
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Noldruk
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Thror
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Bryvac
a steak of the corpse of Gwimdorf
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Alysrith
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Alnallander
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Straklaw
a steak of the corpse of Grogim
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Karakan
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Sabiene
a steak of the corpse of Moligant
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Gherian
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Blachmianan
( 6) a steak of the corpse of Arvam
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Trasthe
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Savraeth
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Shenara
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Garenth
a steak of the corpse of Nol
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Rhycyn
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Valguarnera
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Leika
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Pikel
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Keniston
a steak of the corpse of Floofi
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Mayesha
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Grumorum
( 6) a steak of the corpse of Pohanad
a steak of the corpse of Yetharien
(11) a steak of the corpse of Khadii
( 7) a steak of the corpse of Saldradien
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Intronan
a steak of the corpse of Stellyx
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Jaldean
a steak of the corpse of Gareth
a steak of the corpse of Vilhazarog
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Grylon
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Ashaxreyn
a steak of the corpse of Macheath
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Calarathiel
(11) a steak of the corpse of Kastellyn
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Jugynheim
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Karnavex
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Divox
a steak of the corpse of Vynmylak
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Derexal
a steak of the corpse of Raisa
a steak of the corpse of Dyston
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Septach
( 6) a steak of the corpse of Eryndorial
( 7) a steak of the corpse of Jacynth
a steak of the corpse of Proserpina
( 3) a steak of the corpse of Gadinias
( 2) a steak of the corpse of Quintius
a steak of the corpse of a tall refreshing mug of ale
( 5) a steak of the corpse of Ishmael
a steak of the corpse of Agathocles
a steak of the corpse of Quinthen
( 4) a steak of the corpse of Tathlyn
a steak of the corpse of Phenolphox
a steak of the corpse of Caecus
a steak of the corpse of Braerus
a steak of the corpse of Jarindyl
a steak of the corpse of Zargu
a steak of the corpse of Eyllivea
a steak of the corpse of Astein
a steak of the corpse of Segyll
a steak of the corpse of Teiphicker
a steak of the corpse of Amlaruil
a steak of the corpse of NEpenthe
a steak of the corpse of a spotted toad

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n/t

fake log, we know you can't kill nepenthe. :)

Cheers,
Jhyrb