More to come, these are from some of the earlier life of Hunsobo, except the last bit which I made special effort to dig up just now because it is one time where Hunsobo said something that actually made *me* laugh. Sad? Probably.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You tell Dinkertot 'Hunsobo tank Dinkguy' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You tell Iunna 'Ug. CatGodLady got shrinethingie, or Hunsobo can pray from place?' You tell Iunna 'Me confuse. Why CatGodLady put shrinethingie by Cowguys?' You tell Iunna 'nevermind, Hunsobo shouldn't try think.' You tell Iunna 'him only good think on stragety, not GodCatLady deciduous.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You tell Anhedan 'me take what benedict empire.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hunsobo: make much donation, Emperor mebbe Sheath you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hunsobo: yuh. dem not use good stragety Hunsobo: it just too bad mageguy make testicle withdrawal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Draktel says 'They should be able ter stand alone yar?' You say 'Me think so, unless is someone most spacious' You say 'Legendroary.' Qileor coughs loudly. You say 'Hunsobo would mebbe want aid against most famous Anathema' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You say 'me eagle try out' *** regarding getting Armageddon for the first time at level 42 *** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nordavralk: Praised be the Muse Macabre! Hunsobo: Muse Macwhawho? Draktel: ah hear tha name praised ter tha Empire agin, and yer will nah be part o it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You tell Draktel 'me expect him demoted after him word away from Emperor after specicl command him die before Emperor' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You tell Yean 'dat pretty small distinky.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Qileor: I took his blade before making a tactical retreat Draktel pauses, a thoughtful look on his face. You say 'him mean testicle withdrawal.' You nod sagely. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Clearing in a Very Thick Pine Forest A single copper coin. (Translucent) Athellnon is here. (Black Aura) Draktel is here. A giant elk with a magnificent rack stands here. You say 'nice rack.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** I've been meeting with Vhloughvang and Brinkmun - meanwhile *** *** Waserax and Zarilia headed to take the Orb. *** the Imperial Prelate: I now guard a radiant crystal orb Hunsobo: Power to Divine Waserax: Yes yes yes. We merely seek to stoke your zeal, Emperor. Hunsobo: ug? Hunsobo usually have slavegirls do dat. Waserax: I have a special shudder reserved for comments like that. Hunsobo: so do slavegirls Waserax: Ugh. Hunsobo: Ug.

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That is some d*mn funny stuff, got the weird eye when I busted out laughing but hey testicle withdrawal was just too f*ckin funny.

And I spent all my time trying to figure out how to kill him.

PLAY ANOTHER MORTAL

Keep in mind my chars before Hunsobo were Kharia and Droba. Nothing particularly exciting or badass.

I make lame chars just like anyone else. Hunsobo was sort of a fluke.

So do slavergirls... That's comedy gold, although my girlfriend looked at me like I was a complete freak when I started laughing maniacally out of nowhere.