I'll be straight up honest with you, man. I sort of divide the world into thirds: there are things that I believe are true, things that I believe are false, and a third category which contains things that I believe to be false, yet, also believe are so obviously silly that no rational adult would believe them.

Like, if I came up to you and told you your head was on fire, when they obviously weren't. Technically I'm lying to you there, but at the same time, I have to assume you're not going to take me seriously.

Stuff like the Easter Bunny goes into that third category, and so does this whole Aztlan thing. I feel like someday you'll either wake up and get it or the adults will tell you it was just a fairy tale they made up because they thought it would be fun for you, and you'll feel really silly for believing in it.