Me. I wanted to be Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" but got caught up in too many bills to get it together.

Last year I wanted to be Columbia from "Rocky Horrow Picture Show" but got started too late to pull it off.

I don't seem to be that good at this, but maybe next year I'll get to be what I want. Third times the charm.

But anyway, what are all of you people going to be this year for Halloween?

The costume was basically some black & white fleece pants and a fleece top w/ a hood that had little horns attached. It was pretty sickeningly cute.

nt

I was an eccentric crazy dude.

Bathrobe, bear slippers, viking helmet, boxer shorts, with my smoking parrot peetie in my top pocket and my fake mouse rick in my lower pocket. I carried tons of random #### from my junk drawer- twisty ties, string, dog treats, fake squirting lighter, fold up frisbee, et cetera. Then proceeded to power down jungle juice, a few stone ales, RL-RP'd a crazy (read, drunk) guy and had a ball. It rocked. I think I came out victorious in battle versus the group of ninjas and nacho libre, but I'll have to see the pictures to know for sure. Good times. I'm basing my next mage on this guy. Joking. But seriously...

n/t

My 4-year-old wanted to be a fairy, and she asked me to be a fairy too. Just a long green dress, some fairy wings I got at the Irish Faire a couple years ago, and a crown of artificial ivy and butterflies.

I heard this from a sports guy on the radio about what he was going to dress up as. He was going as Captain Hook, and his kids were going as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell. So when mine are old enough, they are going to be forced to endure the horror of this same thing. I haven't figured out what I can dress my wife up as yet.

Dave

At least that's what I have decided to ask mine to be.

And go all DIE MAGE!! and MORE BLOOD!! MORE BLOOD!! on those unfortunate kids who have chosen to dress up in magey fashion for their trick & treating.

:P

Unfortunately you'd be more likely to be arrested than to find anyone who got the joke. Not to mention trying to explain it to the cops would pretty much guarantee getting full body cavity searched for drugs.

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nt

Also, you'd never leave the street where your home is.

I keed! I keed the Ragers!

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