I wish.

Worked in the Animal Care industry for 6 years full time. Bird Keeper or Aviculturist, if you wanna sound technical. Did some field research, conservation stuff.

Quit job a year and a half ago to follow the wife to a good paying step in her career. Contemplating now getting back into the work force in a completely different capacity but still related to zoos in general.

Also teach karate and self-defense to whomever will pay me to do so.