If you're gonna refer to a dictionary, atleast do it right and don't just take the first definition you see. The helpfile refers to transitive verb age, not to a noun. Which gives, from the dictionary:


v. aged, ag·ing, ag·es

v. tr.

1. To cause to become old.

But even that probably needs some clarification. It doesn't mean that it causes you to have existed for a longer period of time. It means that, in the case of milk, it will get sour in a shorter period of time. In the case of humans, you get wrinkles sooner and you die sooner. The only thing that should change game-mechanics wise or helpfile wise is that you should enter the states of middle-aged/mature/old in a fewer number of years. But that would make the aging aspect of wither even better, so we don't want that.

Sorry, you got outanaliced.