I hope this can stay here.

I laughed till a testicle hurt.




A pair of leggings is here.
A painted mask of dull iron rests with two large tusks pointing upwards.
A belt of bronze has been left here.
Some leather sleeves have been left here.
A bracer of black steel lies here.
A metal canteen lies here on the ground.
( 2) A small piece of bone carved into a circle lies here.
A pair of leather gloves are lying here.
A steel shield lies here.
( 2) A pile of brown and red cloth is here blowing in the wind.
A raft has been left here.
A pair of moccasins made from tough, but supple leather lie here.
A small leather bracer rests here.
A knapsack made of cowhide is here.
Ordasen stands before you, glaring menacingly.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl>
Kane has arrived.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl>
Kane drops a practice flail.
Kane drops a practice mace.
Kane drops a practice axe.
Kane drops a practice sword.
Kane drops a large black tome.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl>
Kane leaves.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> get
Kane has arrived.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> get
Kane says 'ordasen'

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> l Ord
Kane says 'move...or else he'll find his stuff'

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> l Ord
Standing well over eighteen feet tall,this behemoth
figure looks like that
of a mountain with his massive body.Thick muscles carved upon his frame
as if they were chiseled from granite, the veins clearly visible as if they
were thickly corded ropes wrapped around his arms. His skin is light and
pale, but one can see a slight bluish tint to it beneath his garments. His
thick white hair falls down upon his shoulders and down his back, with a
few strands braided with beads at the end. His steel grey eyes look cold
and haunting as they lack any sign of fear, a fire burning deep within them.
Looking at his massive hands, there is no doubt he could wield the massive
claymore which is at his side, and even less doubt that he could crush a mans
skull if he wished. His armor appears to have been made from a thick bear
fur that is wrapped around his body, with the head serving as his helm. His
breastplate appears to be made from thick leather and furs and gives off the
faint odor of both blood and ale. Thick bracers of bone and iron adorn his
forearms, that have been adorned with beads and furs matching that of his
greaves.
Ordasen, a male cloud giant, is in perfect health.

Ordasen is using:
<worn around neck> a thick silvery grey cape of ancient bear fur
<worn on body> a thick tunic of sewn hide studded with metal
<worn on head> a huge bear skull covered in thick silvery fur
<worn on legs> a pair of thickly furred leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of hide boots laced with sinew
<worn about waist> a thick belt of blackened steel, adorned with the head of
Phaelim
<worn around wrist> a thick bracer of fur bound with leather
<worn around wrist> a thick bracer of fur bound with leather
<wielded> a gleaming double-bladed axe named 'Crux of War'
<dual wield> a dull, blood-crusted axe named 'Cries of the Fallen'
<tattooed> a great white bear

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> boggle Kan
You boggle at Kane.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> '
Ordasen says 'And why should he not have his stuff?'

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> 'You tell a G
Kane says 'hiding it doesn't do any good if you're standing there.'

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> 'You tell a God what to
Kane shrugs indifferently.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> 'You tell a God what to do?

Kane gets a large black tome.

<58%hp 60%m 97%mv 5849tnl> You say 'You tell a God what to do?'
You are hungry.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl> Ordasen says 'and you DARE tell me to move?'

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a practice sword to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a practice axe to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a practice mace to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a practice flail to the gods.
People near you:
Llariara A Path Between Two Mountains
Ordasen A Stone House
Kane A Stone House
Kerruck The Base of a Large Mountain
(PK) Hammanu A Stone House

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl> Kane sacrifices some orcish leggings to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices an iron tusked mask to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a wide bronze belt to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices some black leather sleeves to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a black steel bracer to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a pale white skull ring to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a pale white skull ring to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices some studded leather work gloves to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a patrolman's steel shield to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a sandy-brown desert cloak to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a sandy-brown desert cloak to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Kane sacrifices a raft to the gods.

<59%hp 65%m 100%mv 5849tnl>
Ordasen drives his axes into both sides of Kane's body.
Ordasen's brutal attack does UNSPEAKABLE things to Kane!
Kane is DEAD!!
Kane spills his guts all over the floor.

I have no problem with this being up, but here is the back story so you can see why it lead to that.

The guy who he looted all this from had just pked Kane, and prayed to me "I give you his head". I was vis so I figured I would go and interact with the guy. Someone runs in and attacks him, he he ends up dieing to a mob.

I then watch Kane run in and start looting EVERYTHING, and placing it in another room. Sort of lame but whatever. As I am standing there, you can see him telling me "move or he will get his gear!" like this is a bad thing. As I stand there boggled he just told this god of war, and god of Battle (Kane is a mage btw) to move...he shrugs and starts sacing everything in an act of "Fu@k You then".

Killing mortals is bad, and we as a staff try not to, unless it is an accident. However when left with no other option, expect pain when insulting a god and demanding things of them when they stand right in front of you.

That was great.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2671154?htv=12&htv=12

He must be playing World of Warcraft now. :)

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nt

I remember doing that with Balshracfor when my group was sitting there taking 20 minutes to explain how we could take dark arial guards at rank 28.

um.....

Charge?

heh.

We all died fast. wooooooo....good times. Thanks for the good laugh, kid.

nt

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