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23233, (DELETED) [None] Lopner the Delusional Avatar of Self Pity
Posted by Death_Angel on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Fri Jan 2 15:46:30 2004


At 5 o'clock AM, Day of the Moon, 28th of the Month of Winter
on the Theran calendar Lopner perished, never to return.

Race:human
Class:warrior
Level:43
Alignment:Good
Ethos:Orderly
Cabal:None, None
Age:46
Hours:203
PK Ratio:17% (closer to 100% is better)

23325, A couple more people to thank
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
LARSETTA: You brought to the spire a sense that I could
actually speak to and befriend someone in the spire. I
was terribly disappointed, but heck, it happens.

TALEEKAN: Once again, someone who brought a sense of
friendship to someone in the spire I hadn't felt since
I was friends with Irkavak and Eucarios...

JENKA: You helped me get through some tough times, when
I really wanted to Delete, I thought that I'd be a
little disappointing to you if I did.

FOISUR: What can I say? Sometimes you need a wake-up
call, and You and Agraemas kinda delivered that bang-
bang. Thanks for opening my eyes.

IRKAVAK: You may have died a couple months ago, but hey,
Lopner's been around for a while. You were one of my
best friends, what can I say...

EUCARIOS: I just figured out you were the same person as
Agraemas, but then again, I could have guessed: you were
very unreliable, you did stupid things, and you treated
me like crap. Very similar indeed.

MOSSI: I knew you more with Ibabanango, but I still knew
you with Lopner, and you made my days before I became a
trib a bit more enjoyable.

LIALNST: Don't impale in a spar!!!
23291, Guess I owe some people some thanks
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Immortals:

I guess I can really only thank the voice of the Blood
Tribunal Executioner (Drunsthol, no doubt) for kicking
me out when I said I wanted to be kicked out, and for
giving me such a snazzy title before I died. Heh, you
do have a sense of humor after all.

Mortals:

AGRAEMAS: Though you died right before I did, you still
had been Lopner's friend since like August, which meant
a lot to him. If only you actually kept to some of your
promises. Oh, and If you didn't give me the grapes. Oh,
and if you didn't kill me twice before you con-died.

PARICK: I must say you were amongst my least favorite
tribunals, you were annoying and cruel to me, but I guess
you weren't really THAT bad. Still, I wish you'd taken
the grapes instead of me...

ODELIUS: I guess I wasn't really your friend, bucko, more
of a friend through Agraemas, but we still had some good
times, I wish you two could have taken me to learn some.

ALL THE TRIBUNALS: Though in the end, I renounced my will to
be a tribunal, I guess you all made my life a little better,
though to be completely honest, I liked the old tribunals
a lot better than this new wave: Eucarios, Irkavak, Polid,
they were for the most part good friends of mine, and I missed
them very dearly with Lopner.

AMRHAS: What can I possibly say to my favorite storm giant?
You may have not been the brightest one around, but you were
the funnest to hang around, and you surely crushed a few of
Lopner's ribs with those huge bear hugs.

MUHRYL: You were just the last of a long string of worthy foes
that Lopner had the pleasure of fighting, and though I bested
you, I'm darned sure it was all luck.

SARDINTHAL: Though you may have respected Lopner, I respected
you more. You lived the path I created Lopner for, and you are
an extremely good fighter, I'm glad I never fought you.

THE SYLVANS: You proved worthy foes to me the entire time I played
Lopner, though sitting at level 43 was good for me, none of your
heroes could hurt me, and I was able to raid a bunch without
getting touched. You made my life interesting.

EVERYONE ELSE: What can I say? This is a great MUD, with great
people, you all make this game fun. To any of you I missed, it's
probably cause I have a bad memory. I'll remember your names all
eventually, just not till after I'm done with my posts.
23306, You know...
Posted by Agraemas on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
You liked it when I killed you those times. Haha. And I bet a good many thought those grapes were an improvement. Heh. Keep Playing.
23308, RE: You know...
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I still don't know what clabbard means...

CLABBARD!
23234, Heh, didn't work out like I planned
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I must say, and for anyone who knew Lopner, that he was
the laziest, most cowardly bum I've ever had the pleasure
of playing. He wasn't even close to con-dying, but that's
cause I played him like the pansy he is.
I also felt obligated to get him kicked out of the tribunals
before I deleted, heh, I just didn't want my life being seen
as the cowardly tribunal's life for the entire time. Heh,
plus I got a snazzy new title, "The delusional avatar of self-
pity". Ha, I became an avatar! I know it's fake, but oh well.
I knew when Foisur killed me that my time was up, I'd had
just too much. Well, I'm hoping I'll actually hero my next
char instead of just sitting inside my guild all day, heh. Oh,
and thanks to Agraemas, with his death throes killing me twice.
Helped me see how sucky Lopner really was.
Well, I'll see everyone when I kill 'em with my next char, when
I finally hero him (or her, EVERYONE AVOID GRAPES PLEASE, Lopner
didn't, again thanks to Agraemas for that).
23253, Sweet Sweet Grapes
Posted by Agraemas on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Oh yeah. Hah. Well heh, had some fun, and had some times where I wanted to murder you over and over...but was the whole...we were both good...heh. Was fun, and if your role was to be a coward and lazy bum, Well Played! Heh.
23254, RE: Sweet Sweet Grapes
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM

Oh, heh, remember the bashing during that practice spar?
Good times, those were. I wish I'd killed you there, I
easily could have, but then you go and kill me. Sometimes
I really want to kill you, it's just always after you con-die!
Bye, aggie
23257, Well, at least you admit it
Posted by Muhryl on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
You cowardly-ass bum :)

You definitely win the 2003 superlative for guild-sitting, in my book.

Muhryl
23258, RE: Well, at least you admit it
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM

Yep, but I still beat you at least once in a fight.
But I will admit it, I'm one cowardly scumbag when
I played Lopner. Heh.
23267, Haha you were annoying
Posted by Parick on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
See Parick and lopner started off as decent friends, then Lopner just got on my nerves... not to the point where i wanted to take your life but ahh well... Agraemas's attack did catch me by surprise, you know whats funny though.. after you left the tribys.. the executioner told me on the channel... to laugh at you every time i see you.. ahaha thought that was so funny....and as i saw.. you were the lazyist tribys around..i at least walked around my turf.. ahh well... nice knowin ya and hope you have luck with other chars
23268, RE: Haha you were annoying
Posted by Parick on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
ohh and even though you ate the grapes, and became woman.. you could clearly tell that you still had all the male stuff in you... you were one ugly lady.. geeze.. i must say it kills all the nightmares in my dreams.. and brings its own
23283, RE: Haha you were annoying
Posted by Lopner on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Yeah, Parick, I must say Lopner was one lazy guy. And you
got on MY nerves near the end, that's why I yelled at you.
But yeah, I should have been laughed at...
Lopner, yep, the delusional avatar of self-pity, that's me.

bye parick, and I hope you get overrun by gibberlings in
the near future.

CLABBARD!
23392, RE: Haha you were annoying
Posted by P a r i c k on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Ahh what ever, no gibberling could ever over run me... the Gophers probably can though, there so viciouse.. i shudder at the mear thought of them