Seriously, though, he has a point. You should play a character that:

1. Isn't an outlander.
2. Isn't a druid.
3. Doesn't follow Lyristeon.
4. Is orderly.
5. Has well-defined and *restrictive* role-play that governs who he can and cannot attack.
6. Makes a point of not looting much.

Just to be different.