Thanks to-

Michael J Fox, Bob Villa for inspiration, the salt cube of indifference, cheese nips, the speck of care in your eyes, Queen Amidala, Jim Atkins for being there when I needed, Burger King for having America's #1 fries, Christopher Walken for the musicals, Areala the warrior nun, the great element of plutonium in which time travel would be impossible without, Premium Elves across America, and the Matrix in which we live in.

No thanks to-

Nintendo 64, McDonalds, and Reebok.