You know actually the paper work portion of being Provost wasn't
that bad. The biggest fun stick breaker was (From my POV) not
being able to do anything ever without the moon coming out from
behind the clouds and everyone and their mother transforming into
were-lawyers, or just straight up harassing you for no raisin at all.

Edited to add: Insect swarm, No justice No peace, solidarity with Screlpth.