I hated you so much! Always picking on me when I was hurt or not ready or naked...died to you once I think. Oh well, learned a lot about birds. I'm glad I was the one to finish you off...was planning to rot you but picked the wrong key and it ended me, withering you...and well you know what happened.

You won't get into the Azure fields, it's a faerie tale!
See ya in the fields!