Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls, Impudent Fleabag

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Description

An incredibly loathesome creature stands before you, quivering from the
seemingly simple coordination required to just remain errect.
Mucous drains in slow trickles from thousands of tiny pustules encircling its
pale yellow eyes. Portrusions of horny flesh jut out from the culmination of
its beakish jagged maw. Festering sores cover most of its too thin pale
yellow hide. Some sores ooze brakish black blood, others run with clear
red blood, puddling together in countless folds of too loose flesh.
The creatures thin frame bends at unnatural and awkward angles, bones and
joints meeting askew, muscles and tendons seemingly at odds with sinew
and skeleton. Something perversely dark and rife with corruption pervades
anything near the orc, completely.

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Score

Level	51	Sex	male	Race	orc
Ethos	Neutral	Align	Evil	Class	berserker
Practices	0	Trains	0	Hometown	Grinning Skull Village
Exp	468500	To Level	22700	Sphere	Rage
Age middle-aged, 56 years old (403 hours)
Hit Points	1129	Mana	438	Movement	1027
Strength	22	Intelligence	15	Wisdom	16
Dexterity	18	Constitution	6	Charisma	10
Carry #	0/35	Carry Weight	0 lb 0 oz
Gold	0	Silver	0	Copper	0
Wimpy	417	Morale	Moderate
Hitroll	0	Damroll	0

Title History

Sun Jul 1 23:30:14 2007, level 51 (117 hrs):
Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls

Fri Aug 10 18:43:57 2007, level 51 (209 hrs):
Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls

Fri Sep 7 19:43:53 2007, level 51 (286 hrs):
Smuerlk the Chieftain of the Grinning Skulls, Impudent Fleabag

Skill List

Level 1	axe	100%
Level 1	dagger	99%
Level 1	flail	80%
Level 1	mace	100%
Level 1	polearm	89%
Level 1	spear	69%
Level 1	sword	100%
Level 1	whip	74%
Level 1	enhanced damage	100%
Level 1	hand to hand	88%
Level 1	recall	100%
Level 2	dirt kicking	75%
Level 2	improved compare	98%
Level 2	elbow	1%
Level 3	knee	66%
Level 3	metal armor use	100%
Level 4	kick	1%
Level 5	trip	76%
Level 5	fast healing	100%
Level 5	forced march	84%
Level 6	berserk	93%
Level 6	parry	100%
Level 7	fallback	82%
Level 7	bone armor use	1%
Level 8	aim	100%
Level 8	scavenging	80%
Level 9	cheap shot	100%
Level 10	second attack	100%
Level 10	warcry	94%
Level 11	inspect goods	1%
Level 12	light armor use	88%
Level 14	hide	100%
Level 15	bash	100%
Level 15	dual wield	100%
Level 15	exsanguinate	73%
Level 16	dodge	100%
Level 17	thrust	1%
Level 18	butcher	100%
Level 19	toughness	100%
Level 19	slice	70%
Level 20	third attack	100%
Level 20	shield cleave	67%
Level 20	headbutt	77%
Level 20	pen	1%
Level 21	charge	70%
Level 21	prosperous reputation	32%
Level 22	bloodletting	1%
Level 23	crushing assault	100%
Level 24	lash	1%
Level 25	steal	1%
Level 25	bloodsteep	67%
Level 26	war shout	90%
Level 26	evade	63%
Level 27	spinebreaker	100%
Level 28	last stand	71%
Level 29	opportunity strike	74%
Level 29	ingest spoils	1%
Level 29	regurgitate	1%
Level 30	demoralize	66%
Level 30	grapple weapon	78%
Level 31	pin	1%

Skill List

Level 32	savage feeding	100%
Level 33	offhand grapple	68%
Level 34	fashion war banner	73%
Level 35	trample	64%
Level 35	enslave	79%
Level 35	whomp	100%
Level 36	bully	100%
Level 37	stone hands	100%
Level 39	track prey	1%
Level 40	desecration	65%
Level 40	set snares	71%
Level 40	swat	91%
Level 46	hack	100%
Level 48	dash	1%
Level 50	overrun	63%
Level 51	assemble horde	92%
Level 51	demand tribute	90%
Level 51	rally forces	90%

PK Statistics

PK Statistics

Total PK Wins	20 (17 at level 51)
Total PK Losses	93
Total Mob Deaths	40

PK Wins by Class
VS. transmuter	1
VS. warrior	7
VS. paladin	6
VS. assassin	2
VS. invoker	1
VS. necromancer	1
VS. bard	1
VS. druid	1

PK Wins by Cabal
VS. None	6
VS. FORTRESS	6
VS. OUTLANDER	6
VS. BATTLE	1
VS. SCION	1

PK Wins by Align
VS. Good	13
VS. Neutral	2
VS. Evil	5

PK Deaths by Class
VS. transmuter	7
VS. thief	1
VS. warrior	15
VS. paladin	16
VS. anti-paladin	2
VS. assassin	1
VS. ranger	10
VS. invoker	12
VS. bard	10
VS. druid	9
VS. conjurer	2
VS. berserker	3
VS. shapeshifter	5

PK Deaths by Cabal
VS. None	16
VS. FORTRESS	52
VS. OUTLANDER	23
VS. BATTLE	1
VS. NEXUS	1

PK Deaths by Align
VS. Good	60
VS. Neutral	20
VS. Evil	13

PK Gank-O-Meter

PK Gank-O-Meter

Total PK Wins	20
Total PK Assists	23
Average Group Size Per Kill	1.95

Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Brings a friend

Average Group Size Per Death

1.34

Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Murdered By The Self-Reliant

Immortal Comments

Fri Jun 15 13:08:12 2007 by 'Khasotholas' at level 31 (41 hrs):
Picks up dagger disarmed from groupmate, then wants groupmate to buy it back. Go orcs!

Fri Jun 15 13:10:56 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 31 (41 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Good orc roleplay. Ended up wiping dagger on his butt then giving it back.

Fri Jun 29 11:02:40 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 50 (99 hrs):
An Immortal added 750 exp for: good showing in orc battle royale

Sat Jul 7 14:56:24 2007 by 'Sebeok' at level 51 (126 hrs):
Just hid out the length of a chief challenge. Ended up getting fogged and killed, but hiding forever was weak.

Sun Jul 8 15:41:33 2007 by 'Sebeok' at level 50 (128 hrs):
Gave up the throne to Vrugdash just now, dying to him intentionally since something was buggy with the challenge. I owe him a con next time he needs it

Sun Jul 29 12:02:08 2007 by 'Khasotholas' at level 50 (169 hrs):
Smuerlk <23953> is PRAYING for: Never let it be said that orcs don't take it up the arse for the good of the game :P

Sun Jul 29 12:03:00 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 50 (169 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: I'm not sure what's he's referring to in the above, but I agree anyway.

Mon Aug 6 09:04:03 2007 by 'Kastellyn' at level 50 (197 hrs):
Doing a lot of raiding Battle with Scions, might be worth marking as Hunted at some point.

Sun Sep 2 09:18:07 2007 by 'Valguarnera' at level 51 (267 hrs):
Prayed last night to accuse another character of cheating because that character found Smuerlk in Thar-Acacia. You'll excuse us if we don't consider that a rules violation.

Fri Sep 7 19:46:00 2007 by 'Cyradia' at level 51 (286 hrs):
Sent me tells, as a ghost, from orc village, that he wanted to ...(follow? hang out? bring presents for power?) me bc he hadn't seen Thrak in awhile. Dumbass.

Fri Sep 7 19:49:36 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (286 hrs):
An Immortal added 300 exp for: You tell Satebos 'yas nat fuck wit Cyradia'

Fri Sep 7 19:54:47 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (286 hrs):
An Immortal added 300 exp for: Telling Satebos, IC, to freaking ACT evil. I'm not sure it's going to have any affect, but thumbs up you for trying.

Fri Sep 7 20:32:00 2007 by 'Cyradia' at level 51 (286 hrs):
Redeemed himself by showing up and showing the proper respect. Told he could never follow me, but that if he amused me with destruction he might see scraps of power. First assignment...

Fri Sep 7 20:34:01 2007 by 'Cyradia' at level 51 (286 hrs):
to kill Satebos (which, granted, the player didn't want to do bc he's so green - However, having watched Smuer lecture Sate on never trusting evil and how to act evil...I can't resist the irony.)

Immortal Comments

Fri Sep 7 23:58:26 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (286 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Inn event.

Sat Sep 8 21:12:10 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (294 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Tattoo goodness from Thrak.

Sat Sep 15 21:07:58 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (306 hrs):
An Immortal added 650 exp for: Role that talks about some ooc ambitions and the journey

Sun Oct 7 20:44:07 2007 by 'Cyradia' at level 51 (357 hrs):
I am SO sick of this guy praying about playing drunk. Nobody fucking cares that you found out what beer is. Grow up.

Wed Oct 24 08:28:43 2007 by 'Lyristeon' at level 51 (381 hrs):
Note that I told him to cut the stupid prayers out back in the middle of September. Nothing worse than a 12 year old who knows how to hack his parents liquor cabinet.

Role

Chapter 1

On Body
Added Fri Oct 12 23:21:50 2007 at level 51:

In appreciation for the con I got from Thrak
I will never wear on body armor again.
So Thrakburzug can see my heart beating.

Role

Chapter 2

Smuerlk
Added Sat Sep 8 20:31:43 2007 at level 51:

I like to think of myself as old school, call it a self indulgence.
I get it that roles aid immortals with interacting with pcs.
I firmly believe that pcs should be roleplaying at all times.
if an Imm snoops them, they should be able to see what the pc is about.
At the same time, I understand how roles can be benificial for Imms andd pcs.
Contradictary, I know. But its just how I chose to play this character.
Before I rolled an orc, I decided to play the pc only while drunk.
because I believed orcs were a useful addition to the mud, and I felt
that I couldn't competently rp an orc sober.
I see orcs as idiots. I've played Smuerlk as an idiot.
He sees himself as being the best he can be, doing what he can to survive.
I the player see him as a useful tool to interact with scion, empire, and
non caballed pc's as best I can to advance their understanding and enjoyment
of CF.
I've enjoyed my trip from full con to 9 con. I would like to think that
the hours I've spent playing Smuerlk have been beneficial to the MUD.
Because I'm all about making CF the best it can be, with what I have to offer.
I'm not writing this role with any expectation of any sort of reward.
I just took the time to write it because I thought it might be a useful way
to communicate my intentions for the character.

Know that what you are doing as Imms is appreciated.
Know that one day, I hope to have the time, and ability to do for the MUD what you do.

Statistics

Experience Breakdown

Experience from Cabal raiding	11650
Experience from Skill improvements	7788
Experience from Exploration	10550
Experience from Quests	13775
Experience from Commerce	10005

Adventuring Statistics

Character Created	Thu May 24 17:27:22 2007
Quests Completed	25
Exploration Points Found	33
Bonus Experience from Immortals	6000
(WANTED) Criminal	4 times
Hours spent at Hero	309 hours
% of lifetime in the wilderness	41 %
% of lifetime in the cities	8 %
% of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star	1 %

Edges

Extra Training
Opportunistic Carnivore
Undersight
Lug
Backbreaker
Furious

Mob Deaths

Dec 1, 2007 |Lv 51|Fortress of Light|the Watcher by searing light

Timeline

Sat Jun 2 14:17:12 2007 at level 20 (15 hrs):
Smuerlk advanced to level 20 <PK: 0-0>

Thu Jun 14 14:22:20 2007 at level 30 (37 hrs):
Smuerlk advanced to level 30 <PK: 2-3>

Wed Jun 20 15:44:48 2007 at level 40 (61 hrs):
Smuerlk advanced to level 40 <PK: 2-5>

Mon Jul 9 10:54:00 2007 at level 50 (135 hrs):
Sebeok has set Smuerlk's constitution to 24 from 23.

Sun Oct 7 18:44:14 2007 at level 51 (357 hrs):
Thrakburzug has set Smuerlk's constitution to 9 from 6.

Sun Oct 7 18:44:23 2007 at level 51 (357 hrs):
Tattoo removed by Thrakburzug.

Sun Oct 7 18:44:27 2007 at level 51 (357 hrs):
Tattooed by Thrakburzug.

Sat Dec 1 03:31:17 2007 at level 51 (401 hrs):
Rage Delete

Best Set of Equipment

worn on finger	(Glowing) a banded ring
worn on finger	(Glowing) a banded ring
worn around neck	(Glowing) a colorful cloak covered with patches
worn around neck	a necklace strung with rat skulls
worn on body	the hide of the Ancient Red Dragon
worn on head	a spiked bear skull
worn on face	a spiked mask
worn on legs	double-bolted greaves
worn on feet	double-bolted sollerets
worn on hands	a pair of double-bolted spiked gauntlets
worn on arms	(Humming) a pair of strange bracers
worn about body	a skin from the snow leopard
worn around waist	the belt of life
worn on wrist	an adamantite bracer
worn on wrist	an adamantite bracer
	a two-handed black sword
	a mithril pickaxe