Vandrylon the Wrath of An Immortal, Keeper of the Patron's Pants

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Description

The minotaur before you is one of the stranges sights you have probably
ever seen. Tall and somewhat overweight, she walks with a swagger that
insinuates she thinks she's quite attractive. However, she is not. Her
nose is constantly running, her garments seem fit better for a man than
a woman, and the cow-like bumps under her shirt seem to hang nearly down
to her knees, flopping as she prances around. Her hair is a bloody
brown color, and oddly mottled sploches of white run down her face and
body. Her hooves are laquored with a bright, tacky red.

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Score

Level	48	Sex	male	Race	minotaur
Ethos	Neutral	Align	Evil	Class	shaman
Practices	14	Trains	2	Hometown	Seantryn Modan
Exp	520605	To Level	14865	Sphere	Greed
Age young, 33 years old (90 hours)
Hit Points	944	Mana	867	Movement	765
Strength	23	Intelligence	16	Wisdom	22
Dexterity	19	Constitution	21	Charisma	10
Carry #	29/36	Carry Weight	347 lb 2 oz
Gold	36	Silver	80	Copper	57
Wimpy	0	Morale	Moderate
Hitroll	30	Damroll	27

Skill List

Level 1	axe	97%
Level 1	flail	98%
Level 1	polearm	88%
Level 1	sword	100%
Level 1	gore	90%
Level 1	recall	100%
Level 2	improved compare	83%
Level 6	fast healing	88%
Level 7	kick	100%
Level 9	meditation	100%
Level 10	hand to hand	85%
Level 15	shield block	100%
Level 16	charge	1%
Level 16	parry	100%
Level 17	lash	72%
Level 17	warcry	72%
Level 18	haggle	69%
Level 19	shield cleave	69%
Level 20	second attack	100%
Level 20	trance	92%
Level 20	divination	70%
Level 20	pen	72%
Level 25	chain damnation	89%
Level 25	augment venoms	85%
Level 25	augment pestilence	88%
Level 25	enhanced damage	100%

Supplication List

Supplication List

Level 1	afflict	85%
Level 2	illuminate	83%
Level 3	detect consecration	1%
Level 3	mend wounds	100%
Level 4	detect evil	82%
Level 4	detect good	78%
Level 5	blindness	100%
Level 5	refresh	99%
Level 6	detect invis	87%
Level 6	protection	89%
Level 7	earthquake	84%
Level 7	know alignment	69%
Level 8	poison	98%
Level 9	infravision	80%
Level 9	weaken	83%
Level 11	summon	79%
Level 12	cure poison	97%
Level 12	dispel	87%
Level 12	dispel evil	72%
Level 12	dispel good	69%
Level 12	famish	73%
Level 13	haven	1%
Level 15	cure blindness	86%
Level 15	curse	85%
Level 15	plague	100%
Level 16	protective shield	82%
Level 17	tsunami	72%
Level 17	unveiling	91%
Level 18	cure disease	86%
Level 19	energy drain	78%
Level 20	frenzy	88%
Level 20	damnation	92%
Level 21	fatigue	69%
Level 22	turn undead	1%
Level 23	fervor	76%
Level 24	sanctuary	93%
Level 25	cancellation	69%
Level 26	redemption	69%
Level 27	locate object	77%
Level 28	word of recall	100%
Level 28	nightwalker	73%
Level 29	holy word	75%
Level 29	identify	70%
Level 32	beckon druktrar	70%
Level 34	demonfire	91%
Level 38	aristaeia	69%
Level 40	wither	91%
Level 42	rot	90%
Level 43	forsaken portal	70%

Cabal Powers List

Level 28	nightwalker	73%
Level 32	beckon druktrar	70%
Level 43	forsaken portal	70%

PK Statistics

PK Statistics

Total PK Wins	2 (0 at level 48)
Total PK Losses	0
Total Mob Deaths	4

PK Wins by Class
VS. warrior	1
VS. ranger	1

PK Wins by Cabal
VS. None	1
VS. OUTLANDER	1

PK Wins by Align
VS. Good	0
VS. Neutral	1
VS. Evil	1

PK Deaths by Class

PK Deaths by Cabal

PK Deaths by Align
VS. Good	0
VS. Neutral	0
VS. Evil	0

PK Gank-O-Meter

PK Gank-O-Meter

Total PK Wins	2
Total PK Assists	4
Average Group Size Per Kill	1.83

Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Brings a friend

Average Group Size Per Death

0.00

Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Suicide Tastes Better Than Murder

Immortal Comments

Sat Feb 4 09:02:12 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 10 (5 hrs):
An Immortal added 500 exp for: Very helpful on the newbie channel.

Sat Feb 11 07:32:53 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 15 (14 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Decent Qaledus type role.

Mon Feb 20 10:13:02 2006 by 'Dalteric' at level 16 (21 hrs):
2nd place in Valentines Role Contest: Whorehouses, Sailors & Goth Chicks, good work, keep updating!

Mon Feb 20 18:07:09 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 16 (21 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: That had to be the funnest and scariest visit I've had from a worshipper in a long time.

Sun Feb 26 08:41:43 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 25 (28 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: Valentine Role contest Goodness

Sun Feb 26 11:52:15 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 25 (32 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: For doing a great job collecting things for me. Include worthless things that have gold in their appearance.

Sun Feb 26 12:01:12 2006 by 'Qaledus' at level 25 (32 hrs):
Easily one of the funnest followers I've had in a while. In a cringing kind of way.

Sat Mar 4 11:39:26 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 30 (38 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: For another great visit from a very weird cow.

Sat Mar 4 11:43:51 2006 by 'Qaledus' at level 30 (38 hrs):
Titled for being a great anything-beating minotaur that always finds what I'm after.

Mon Mar 13 20:50:35 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 34 (58 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: Found me great stuff, tattooed and worthy of it. Love this guy.

Sat Mar 25 07:54:29 2006 by 'Qaledus' at level 37 (64 hrs):
Doing that to Cabdru's boots and calling it art. Classic.

Sat Mar 25 08:00:06 2006 by 'Qaledus' at level 37 (64 hrs):
Retitled from golden-tongued because his groupmate Cabdru says his tongue looks more slobbery than golden.

Sat Apr 8 10:34:33 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 41 (75 hrs):
An Immortal added 2000 exp for: Brought me a ton of stuff I wanted and is roleplaying his sex change very well.

Wed Apr 19 10:53:37 2006 by 'An Immortal' at level 46 (78 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: For role goodness. I know he's already gotten role goodness, but I am so exceedingly amused reading it, I'm rewarding him again.

Edit: Added the chopped part at the end.

Role

Chapter 1

A Creature of Politics
Added Sun Mar 5 07:37:58 2006 at level 30:

Now that he was a bona fide holy man, Vandrylon decided to get into
politics. Afterall, religion and politics go hand in hand, don't
they? He went to the Fortress because he'd heard they made great ale
there and Aarn was very free with giving it out. He had also heard
that the Fort folks died so much that he would be able to take all
their money from their corpses without hardly doing any work at all
for it. Sadly, they tried to murder him as he approached the gates.
He checked out the Blood Tribunal, but they shook their heads at him
when he stopped in the middle of talking to them to beat up a kid and
take his candy and money. He stopped at the Tree of the Outlanders to
learn more about their politics. Well. They were just crazy, they
hated money AND minotaurs! Their treatment of him was so rough, and
their crazy ideas so out of control to him that he vowed to always pay
special attention to beating them up. He figured he'd be able to
squeeze some money out of them some day if he tried hard enough. Then
he came to the Empire. They explained their heirarchy to him and
demanded he take the bloodoath. He had to have them explain many
times to him that to be in the Empire you had to donate all valuables
and money, and be willing to simply give your stuff away to whoever
was above you who demanded it. He just didn't get it - he walked away
confused. Why would anyone ever do that?? He stopped by the good old
Inn and found some Heralds. This bunch knew how to have a good time.
Sex, drinking, gambling, partying - they had it all. He began partying
with them, thinking this was the best kind of politics of all.
However, the Heralds didn't really like the strange creature in their
midst. He was tacky, drunken, slobbery, greedy, needy and just plain
odd. He couldn't tell stories without drooling all over himself, and
he never paid for his drinks. He beat up the gambler once, trying to
steal his dice and his coin purse. He also didn't understand the
concept of matrimony or monogamy, and, as you know, these concepts are
very important to Heralds. After he tried to take the High Herald's
husband multiple times, they had enough. They had their bouncers kick
him out the door and asked him politely not to come back. He huffed
at that, disappointed.

One day while lounging lazily around Modan after beating up
a few whores, Vandrylon saw the strangest thing. It was a darkened
beast. winged, spiked and horned. Naturally, his first instinct
was to try and mate with it. It hissed at him, which he assumed
was its mating call. It began moving through the streets of Modan,
tearing a path of destruction. It killed, mained, diseased and stole.
Vandrylon was fascinated, especially because this beast seemed
only to wish to dominate. It did not loot, take any treasures, money
or anything from those it killed. He followed this creature closely,
taking full advantage of its swath of destruction. Finally he waved it
down and asked if he could help. It spoke to him, intuitively,
telling him of its plan to rule the world. It told him of the
Nightwalkers, of their power, of how they were going to
dominate all. Vandrylon was a little confused by this, but
still game in light of all the loot the nightwalker had left
on the ground in its path. The Nightwalker hissed that if he
was ready to serve and wished to come out on the winning
side of the inevitable, that he should seek the Scions of the
Eternal Night. Inspired by the idea of Creatures who wanted
to do all the work to rule the world but wanted none of the
loot, Vandrylon decided to throw in his lot with these Scions.

Role

Chapter 2

Divine Insight
Added Sun Feb 5 21:12:13 2006 at level 12:

Vandrylon did not know much about religion. He waited for a bit, thinking
since it was meant to be a divine presence would just pop on by and give
him some cheap love. This, of course, did not happen. He looked into the
whys behind that a bit and realized he needed to go to shrines to get his
powers. So, he visited a few shrines and was firmly rebuffed by the few
divinities that would give him the time of day. He tried Aarn because he
knew he liked ale. He tried Eshval because he figured goth chicks would
be easy. He tried to work his charms on Amaranthe, but a cold wind merely
howled at him with laughter at her doorstep. He spoke with Valguarnera,
but he had no idea what to make or do with that one. He tried Dalteric,
thinking there was some kinky sex and drug ring behind the monk facade.
He went to Corrlaan, thinking the wings were a turn on. Finally, one of
the gods was kind enough to suggest to him that he find a god that had
his like interests in mind and start from there. Vandrylon looked blank at
the suggestion. The God, anxious to get the creepy minotaur out of his
shrine, told him to see Qaledus, god of all creepy bottom feeders.

Vandrylon went then on a great odyssey to find Qaleduss shrine. He
figured the best place to start was the whorehouses. While he had a
grand time looking, he didnt find Qaledus there. So, then, he visited
the gambling houses. No dice. After all that hard work searching, he
came to an inn in Aturi so he could drown his sorrows. Drunkenly he
hoofed at a few of the peasant girls working there, until they shooed
him out of the bar. He stumbled back into the kitchen, looking for some
food and possibly a portly chef to flirt with. As he wandered in, he fell
through a hole in the floor, stumbled down the stairs and found himself
in a very different kind of bar. He came to Seoirse and cleverly thought
he would outsmart him by stealing the password of the day off his note
on the podium. Unfortunately, this Seoirse seemed to be deaf, because
he would not react at all to Vandrylons words. Vandrylon thought that
clearly he could outsmart Qaledus since he was silly enough to put deaf
servants at his doorstep with a secret password.

Role

Chapter 3

Any Port in the Storm
Added Sun Feb 5 09:03:41 2006 at level 11:

Vandrylon is a rather flamboyant character. Born in Modan, as all minotaur
are, he spent most of his life growing up on the docks. Mostly, he watched
the merchant ships. They would come to dock with great riches, sell these
riches, make a grand profit, blow all of the money on cheap liquor and
cheaper sex, and then sail off for more grand adventure. This seemed like
a wonderful life to Vandrylon, and as soon as he was old enough, he applied
to become a merchants sailor. Or a pirate, it didnt matter much to him.
However, as you may have noticed, there are few minotaur sailors or pirates.
Therefore, no one would give him a job. He didnt give up hope, though,
rejection after rejection. One day, after another rejection, he lost his temper.
He pushed the captain of the merchant ship in his frustration. Well, the
captain pushed him right back. Being a minotaur, and hooves not being
very steady on the starboard, Vandrylon slipped and fell right off the boat
into the water. He sank, as you can imagine, like a cow. A few of the sailors
took pity on the wretched, half drowned creature, and tossed him a rope,
letting him come back up on the Modan docks. This unpleasantness ended
Vandrylons dream.

He still wanted the life of a sailor however. He wanted the money, cheap sex,
tacky clothes, ale, wine, whiskey and raucous behavior that came with being a
sailor. So he went to Hamsah MuTazz. They mocked him there, laughing at
what a silly looking creature he was. And, for the record, he was, in fact, rather
silly looking. He fancied himself as a mans man. And a ladys man. (He wasnt
really particular as to which one was which, he just enjoyed pleasures however
he could get them.) He dressed accordingly, in brightly colored silks and laces
that he just knew people admired. Between his white spots, dirty silks, and
unpleasantly cow-like leer, most people crossed the street rather than walk by
him. All this, he was quite blind to.

After a few attempts to make a somewhat honest living as a sailor, Vandrylon
decided it was all just too much work. He was sitting near the Hamsah docks
one day, moping around a bit, when he saw a young sailor coming across,
carrying an obviously large pouch of gold, heading to the nearest bars and
brothels off the docks. Vandrylon could see concubines eyeing up the pouch
of gold and fluttering their lashes at the sailor. Before even thinking about it,
Vandrylon jumped up, jumped on the sailor, beat him up, and took his gold.
Leaving the sailor bleeding and moaning in the gutters, Vandrylon leered at the
concubines, who suddenly all looked rather uneasy.

Vandrylon thought to himself, Well, wasnt that easy? Far, far easier than
trying to get a job. Easier still than actually working, or sliding around on a
boat. If he was strong enough, he could just take whatever he wanted.
Women, men, clothes, money, ale...whatever. So then and there he decided
to make himself a new career. He decided, it was meant to be. An insight.
In fact...a message from the gods. Yes, of course it was a message from the
gods! They wanted him to beat people up and take their money! Then,
Vandrylon reasoned, if the gods had meant for him to do this, then obviously
they were going to give him the power of their divinity to make it easier. Perfect.

Statistics

Experience Breakdown

Experience from Cabal raiding	2700
Experience from Skill improvements	9105
Experience from Exploration	8200
Experience from Quests	23750
Experience from Commerce	995

Adventuring Statistics

Character Created	Sun Jan 29 10:42:26 2006
Quests Completed	17
Exploration Points Found	26
Bonus Experience from Immortals	14500
(WANTED) Criminal	0 times
% of lifetime in the wilderness	46 %
% of lifetime in the cities	19 %
% of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star	0 %
% of lifetime caballed	5 %

Cabal Specifics

Cabal Statistics

# of logins with their cabal item	4
# of logins without their cabal item	0
# of logouts with their cabal item	3
# of logouts without their cabal item	1
# of times they lost their cabal item	0
# of times they retrieved their cabal item	0
# of times they took another cabal item	4

Timeline

Sat Feb 11 08:15:25 2006 at level 15 (14 hrs):
Empowered by man bouncer seoirse to level 25.

Sat Feb 25 08:54:37 2006 at level 20 (23 hrs):
Vandrylon advanced to level 20

Sun Feb 26 11:51:47 2006 at level 25 (32 hrs):
Empowerment changed by Qaledus to level 51.

Sat Mar 4 10:11:56 2006 at level 30 (38 hrs):
Vandrylon advanced to level 30

Mon Mar 13 20:38:41 2006 at level 34 (58 hrs):
Tattooed by Qaledus.

Sun Mar 26 09:28:15 2006 at level 40 (66 hrs):
Vandrylon advanced to level 40

Sat Apr 22 09:20:45 2006 at level 46 (84 hrs):
Inducted into SCION by Cabdru.

Title History

Sat Mar 4 11:42:42 2006, level 30 (38 hrs):
Vandrylon the Adept of Faith, Whore-Beating Beast of Modan

Sat Mar 25 07:52:39 2006, level 37 (64 hrs):
Vandrylon the Communer of Curses, Golden-Tongued Punk Thumper

Sat Mar 25 07:59:30 2006, level 37 (64 hrs):
Vandrylon the Communer of Curses, Slobbery-Tongued Punk Thumper

Sat Apr 8 10:39:57 2006, level 41 (75 hrs):
Vandrylon the Shaman, Keeper of the Patron's Pants