587, [BATTLE] Frumpledunk the Baron of Lightning
Posted by Death_Angel on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Frumpledunk Ratkiller, the Baron of Lightning
DescriptionA ludicrously small greystone hued humanoid is here before you. His size and coloration are obviously svirfneblin, but even most members of that race would tower over this individual. As if his sheer diminutiveness wasn't comical enough, his entire frame, and all the features of his face appear as if they have been pummeled with chunks of stone. His left arm is shorter and more heavily muscled than his right, which is grotesquely curved between shoulder and elbow. His spine twists unnaturally, almost making him appear to have a humpback. His stomach protrudes lewdly from his trunk, but it obviously is composed of muscle rather than fat. His legs are shorter than his already shrunken frame would suggest, giving his gait a scuttling, rodentlike quality. His right eye is slanted, and substantially smaller than his left, while his nose looks more like a twisted lump of clay than any sort of normal olfactory organ. His mouth is a rude little pit, and when he parts his dark grey lips you can see that his teeth splay about in a multitude of directions within his mouth. His neck is so short and broad that his bulbous, misshapen head seems to spring from his muscular shoulders directly. As if this all wasn't disturbing enough, one gets the distinct impression that his form is not set... His features seem to be constantly shifting and changing, his face contorting into new palettes of ugliness and his spine whipping into different configurations according to the whim of some meddling imp.
Score
Level | 38 | Sex | male | Race | svirfnebli | Ethos | Chaotic | Align | Neutral | Class | warrior | Practices | 4 | Trains | 0 | Hometown | Galadon | Exp | 295835 | To Level | 18465 | Sphere | Rage | Age mature, 305 years old (219 hours) | Hit Points | 661 | Mana | 407 | Movement | 676 | Strength | 22 | Intelligence | 18 | Wisdom | 22 | Dexterity | 20 | Constitution | 16 | Charisma | 16 | Carry # | 16/31 | Carry Weight | 143 lb 1 oz | | | Gold | 0 | Silver | 31 | Copper | 0 | Wimpy | 0 | Morale | Moderate | | |
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