Pretty simple stuff:

I will be looking at bards and those folks who aren't bards, but feel that have some sublime or gross talent. I will ask a bard or a wannabe (or a random person) for an impromptu work...produce it, you live...er you get a thingy, fail and I eat you...sorta. I will hand out a title, or titles, and special thanks to any who perform nothing that rhymes.

Anyone who wants Esh-love may approach me, no matter the alignment as long as they are polite. Buttheads will suffer.

Note: I promise to be as nice as I am able.


eshval@carrionfields.com

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson