An Untamed Forest


An orange with a reddish hue dangles from a tree.
An Artesian spring gently burbles water into a small pool.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a felar ranger!'
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by someone!'
A felar ranger steps out from his cover.
A felar ranger devastates you!
A felar ranger maims you!
A felar ranger maims you!
A felar ranger maims you!
A felar ranger maims you!
A felar ranger maims you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a commanding ranger!'
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by someone!'
A commanding ranger steps out from his cover.
A commanding ranger MUTILATES you!
A commanding ranger EVISCERATES you!
A commanding ranger EVISCERATES you!
A commanding ranger misses you.
A commanding ranger EVISCERATES you!
A commanding ranger MUTILATES you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a regal elf!'
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by someone!'
A regal elf steps out from her cover.
A regal elf EVISCERATES you!
You parry a regal elf's slash.
A regal elf EVISCERATES you!
A regal elf tries to disarm you, but fails.
A regal elf EVISCERATES you!
A regal elf MUTILATES you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by an albino ranger!'
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by someone!'
An albino ranger steps out from his cover.
You parry an albino ranger's slash.
You parry an albino ranger's whip.
An albino ranger maims you!
You parry an albino ranger's whip.
An albino ranger MUTILATES you!
You parry an albino ranger's whip.
An albino ranger maims you!
A felar ranger is in perfect health.

*snip*

Needless to say I died right away, but is it right that these guys get like 6 attacks on the initial attack (not even first *round*) even if they were wielding only 1 weapon?

Maybe it has something to do with me yelling about being attacked twice.

n/t