Somethings porc works, sometimes it doesn't.


Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
Ludan Grondhom hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills EVISCERATES Ludan Grondhom!
Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
Ludan Grondhom hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills mauls Ludan Grondhom.
Ludan Grondhom has a few scratches.

The elite dwarven guard's pierce hits you.
The elite dwarven guard hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MASSACRES the elite dwarven guard!
Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
Ludan Grondhom hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills maims Ludan Grondhom!
The elite dwarven guard's pierce injures you.
The elite dwarven guard hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MANGLES the elite dwarven guard!
The elite dwarven guard's pierce injures you.
The elite dwarven guard hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills *** DEMOLISHES *** the elite dwarven guard!
Ludan Grondhom has a few scratches.
******Missing one hit

The elite dwarven guard's pierce hits you.
The elite dwarven guard hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MASSACRES the elite dwarven guard!
Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
Ludan Grondhom's chop injures you.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce bounces harmlessly off of your stony hide.
Ludan Grondhom has a few scratches.
*******Missing both hits

And not remotely new, FWIW.