The reason that I hate gnomes is because they know how to hurt you,

eat up the last bits of food you have left, and they want to eat you.

"Ooooo ooooo ooooo oooooooooooo",

the gnomes can go to sleep for up to 20 hours a day.

"Ooooo ooooo ooooo oooooo",

a tiny, fuzzy little man with big globs of sweat, sleeping on your shoulder.

"So what's the trick to getting out of this hair if you're a gnome?

You've been baleeted to death.

No heat, no sunlight, just bamboo light and a pen.