Here's the first one that came to mind:

Way back when, I switched into the Grolm for some reason.

(For those who are unfamiliar, the Grolm was a level 70 greet_prog_murder mob in the White Tower in the old Tar Valon area. It hit for === OBLITERATES === with every attack on a non-protected target.)

I then typed 'goto cador' - again, I don't really know why. I was probably going to say some lame Wheel of Time quote to him or something.

Unfortunately Cador was not in immland like usual. He was at Market Square of Midgaard (the "starting town" before we switched it out with Galadon).

Midgaard had no real way to exit it aside from some path that took you through Market Square (nobody really took the south gate) and it was like 3 steps from the altar (one altar) to Market Square.

Back then we had 60+ people logged in at all times, and everyone's hometown was Midgaard.

I stared at my screen in horror, unable to get my hands to type anything, as the Grolm one-shotted newbie after newbie. I'm not sure how many corpses piled up in the 3 or 4 seconds that passed, but then Cador +++ ASSASSINATED +++ me which killed the Grolm.

And then proceeded to laugh his ass off.