But if I can find the energy and a better internet connection, I would like to.

A distressed man walked into a medical center. "Would like some help with Kundalini", he asked.
"Do you wish to die?" Asked the nurse
"No."
"Off to psychiatry with you then", she replied coldly
...
"I think I need some santiation", said the man after eating sedative.
"Look, Peter is putting on his strangulation gloves." Came the reply just before he went to sleep. A dozy feeling put him to sleep and he fell through the mattress, and kept falling. And falling.