Once again your example is pointless and has nothing to do with anything even remotely written in the laws.

Someone else mentioned it but I will use it now:

I give you my defense:
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing
I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.
Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca
lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make
sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live
on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make
sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this
have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has
nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me.
I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin'
about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am
not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to
remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin'
the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and
gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If
Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Quote From South Park "Chef Aid" Season 7 Episode 14