A recent post on the bug board reminds me of some of the rather incongruous things I sometimes see on CF.

Skeletons gushing blood, people convulsing on the floor running around at top speed, etc.

Maybe we could have a Valg contest for a new set of messages, which are less restrictive?

I know this is probably blasphemy for some folk here, but I can't think of any other reason not to change the messages.