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j (Guest)Sun 23-Feb-14 10:45 AM

  
#3038, "1 of the best poems"


          

< 14> Sun Jun 16 14:33:07 2013
From : Mliansref
To : All
Subject: Big Lunk!

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There once was a fat lunk called Merf,
Whose head had significant girth,
A bully by penchant;
got owned by a pendant,
and wound up six feet, under earth!

Old Merf's breath it smells like a sewer,
Like sludge left from the still of a brewer.
He's uglier by far,
than the rest in the bar.
And more crabs than a Seantryn whore.

The Empire indoctronate serfs.
And make them patrol on their turf.
Though usually dumb,
the exceptional one,
is a big fat galoot name of Merf!

This small rhyme is a poem of vengenace.
And Merf is the target of offense.
We're tired of his antics,
compensating for his small **** (scratched out) ego
And hope its an end to his nonsense.

  

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