I regularly have meetings to discuss what will be discussed at the weekly meeting. Those are always fun.

And people who stop for pedestrians in the middle of the road. There's crosswalks for a reason. I'm trying to drive here.

People who don't brush there teeth. It's like, 30 seconds out of your day. Get in the habit. Cause that's just nasty.

Porn where they spend way too much time with an upclose of the dude's cock. That's not what we're wanting to see, don't you people know that?

People who take little stuff too personally. Life isn't that serious. Just let the small stuff go.

When I get the little skidmarks in my underwear, even though I KNOW I wiped it really well.

Microwave lasagna that burns on the outside but is still frozen in the middle. And we know I don't have 20 minutes to cook it in the oven.

People who act like the military isn't important, just because the president is an idiot. It ain't our fault. And you'd be in a helluva lot more trouble if we didn't exist at all. Show at least a little respect.

Women who won't have sex with me even though I know they really do want to, deep down.

*Edited to replace all the censored words. Damn, I'm a potty mouth.