I can kill a mage and then go to bars
then go to bars
then go to bars

I can kill a mage and then go to bars
then go to bars
then go to bars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to cast
PI-LLAR
and I'm a famous leader
even when the Chasm's all crookedy
I can show you how to wield a bow
I can show you how to map the Dark Wood
I can take a part in a super quest
And I was almost in a really good mood
I can camouflage in a faery's glen
I can tell you about how I mastered pen
I know all the dirs to "Velkyn Oloth"
and sometimes "The Ruins of Mathien"
Me and my friend saw a poisoned thief
Me and my friend made our perma beast
And guess how long it be
Before we can do anything that we want cuz, see:

I can speak riddles like a Herald gnome
a Herald gnome
a Herald gnome

And I can see your raid on the village blown
on the village blown
on the village blown

Look at me
Look at me
Just came to say that it's good to be
A FIVE
path elf invoker
All spelled up, make the village flee
I can make someone open up the thief guild
I can make a killing off a flagging peeps
I can design a guy with his race, class,
specs and all of his legacies
I can make a new fly dreaded lich pawn
I can make Tribunals smack my bitch down for real
I know how to make some quicksand
And I can make you wanna roll a druid
Questers, killers and explorers
Me and my friends know about the Circles
I see the code that controls the systems
I can do anything without resistance
Cuz I can lead donations with Imperials
with Imperials
with Imperials

And I can make a name rhyme with ethereal
with ethereal
with ethereal

(Bard Instrumental Solo>

Look at me
Look at me
Bashing and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
An Imm and on top
My echoes are global
Cabalpowers secure
My sphere is Spirit
I cower from Thror
I can hand out a million humming maces
Or let'em all die with their frozen faces
Have'em all dragged to the locked up places
Or make'em all high in their gods' good graces
I can make anybody go to Mortorn
Just because I need a saddle bag
and I can do anything without a perma
And I can survive with a lifelong flag because
I can make some steaks out of guys I kill
out of guys I kill
out of guys I kill
and I can sac their stuff 'till I've had my fill
'till I've had my fill
'till I've had my fill
and I can end your hoarding with phylacteries
with phylacteries
with phylacteries
with phylacteries
with philacteries
with phylacteriiiieeessss

I can kill a mage and then go to bars
then go to bars
then go to bars

I can kill a mage and then go to bars
then go to bars
then go to bars...