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lurker | Sat 13-Jun-09 09:47 AM |
Member since 13th Mar 2006
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#81312, "This log in modern times..."
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Tabius is at his desk, typing away, working on TPS reports. The corporate managers are not at the office, and the local manager is also out of town. His supervisor Susubienko stops over at his desk.
Susubienko - Tabius, I don't like how you're filing these TPS reports
Tabius sits there thinking but not saying 'I file the TPS reports this way, because I think this is the best way to file TPS reports.'
Instead, Tabius stands up on top of his cubicle, where all of his coworkers can hear him and yells WHO THE #### ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW TO FILE TPS REPORTS?!?!
Susubienko - Tabius, if this behavior continues, you may face disciplinary action.
Tabius - Oh, well why don't you just go ahead a fire me then?
Susubienko - Done
Tabius - Oh, just because the corporate managers and the manager aren't here, you think you are big ####. I'm going to get a lawyer and you'll be sorry!
But instead, Tabius goes home late at night, puts the barrel of the shotgun into his mouth, and fires.
Way to go champ.
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 (RAGE DELETE) [None] Tabius the Taiotoshi
[View all] , Death_Angel , Thu 11-Jun-09 10:48 PM
  I give up on Battle,
 Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 12:18 AM, #1
 If this is true, it cracks me up.,
KennyPowers (Guest),
12-Jun-09 12:31 AM, #2
I experienced the same stuff with him man, let it roll ...,
ThrallinTaalin (Guest),
12-Jun-09 01:18 AM, #3
RE: I give up on Battle,
Guest2 (Guest),
12-Jun-09 02:18 AM, #4
 or the english. nt,
jman (Guest),
12-Jun-09 02:45 AM, #5
imm did not give him leadership,
laxicus (Guest),
12-Jun-09 06:28 AM, #6
Just my opinion Tabius, take it or leave it but from my...,
Byren (Guest),
12-Jun-09 01:29 PM, #7
Some (hopefully) constructive advice,
Rayihn,
12-Jun-09 01:47 PM, #8
Raybaer...,
Stunna1 (Guest),
13-Jun-09 11:29 AM, #47
A little quip,
CurrentBattle (Guest),
12-Jun-09 02:18 PM, #9
RE: A little quip,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 03:01 PM, #10
I think that's taking it too far..,
CurrentBattle (Guest),
12-Jun-09 03:22 PM, #11
RE: I think that's taking it too far..,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 11:26 PM, #29
For something that was your 'plan all along',
Yean,
13-Jun-09 01:43 AM, #34
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 01:49 AM, #35
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Yean,
13-Jun-09 02:04 AM, #36
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 02:06 AM, #37
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
The Dude (Guest),
13-Jun-09 02:51 AM, #38
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 03:18 AM, #39
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Rogue,
13-Jun-09 06:20 AM, #40
hehe. I laughted at the term rabit ferret. n/t,
Fortplayer (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:12 AM, #43
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 03:09 PM, #51
Was this in your role?,
Scrimbul,
13-Jun-09 09:56 PM, #89
If Scrimbul and I are in Agreement, you sir, are in tro...,
Rogue,
15-Jun-09 06:35 AM, #96
RE: For something that was your 'plan all along',
Rogue,
15-Jun-09 06:45 AM, #97
RE: A little quip,
Daevryn,
12-Jun-09 03:57 PM, #12
Heh,
Dwoggurd,
12-Jun-09 04:41 PM, #14
RE: Heh,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 11:05 PM, #27
RE: Heh,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 03:07 PM, #50
the circle is bunk,
laxicus (Guest),
13-Jun-09 05:40 PM, #71
RE: the circle is bunk,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 06:09 PM, #75
Chime in time.,
Forsakenz (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:28 PM, #86
right,
laxicus (Guest),
13-Jun-09 09:26 PM, #87
I'm behind this statement nt,
Guy (Guest),
13-Jun-09 12:59 AM, #32
RE: Heh,
Daevryn,
13-Jun-09 08:12 AM, #44
I don't get it either,
Theerkla,
13-Jun-09 08:52 AM, #45
RE: Heh,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 03:50 PM, #55
RE: Heh,
Zulghinlour,
13-Jun-09 03:52 PM, #56
RE: Heh,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 04:09 PM, #58
RE: Heh,
Daevryn,
13-Jun-09 04:05 PM, #57
RE: Heh,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 04:11 PM, #59
No, everyone doesn't know he's wrong, you think he is w...,
Theerkla,
13-Jun-09 04:16 PM, #60
RE: No, everyone doesn't know he's wrong, you think he ...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 04:19 PM, #61
In fact,
Daevryn,
14-Jun-09 01:58 AM, #90
Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Susubienko,
13-Jun-09 04:29 PM, #62
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 04:49 PM, #63
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Susu (Guest),
13-Jun-09 05:25 PM, #67
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 05:39 PM, #70
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Susu (Guest),
13-Jun-09 05:54 PM, #72
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:04 PM, #74
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Careful reader (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:13 PM, #76
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:22 PM, #78
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Careful reader (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:30 PM, #
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:51 PM, #81
RE: Let's kill two birds with one stone here.,
Careful reader (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:02 PM, #83
RE: A little quip,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 11:02 PM, #26
Tabius is one player we don't need, okthanksfortryingby...,
Stunna1 (Guest),
13-Jun-09 12:32 PM, #48
RE: I give up on Battle,
Susu (Guest),
12-Jun-09 04:40 PM, #13
The end of it.,
Susu (Guest),
12-Jun-09 04:49 PM, #15
TL; DR,
SomeDude (Guest),
12-Jun-09 05:01 PM, #16
RE: TL; DR,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 11:38 PM, #30
Completely unrelated question,
Dwoggurd,
12-Jun-09 05:22 PM, #17
Because he has an accent. It's RP nt,
Wisecrack (Guest),
12-Jun-09 06:18 PM, #19
Err...bad move,
CurrentBattle (Guest),
12-Jun-09 06:09 PM, #18
Actually I think you made the "bad move",
AnotherBattle (Guest),
12-Jun-09 06:35 PM, #20
Yea, you're right. Didn't realize. My bad. Was caught u...,
CurrentBattle (Guest),
12-Jun-09 07:58 PM, #23
RE: Actually I think you made the,
Tabius (Guest),
12-Jun-09 11:17 PM, #28
I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 03:21 PM, #53
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 03:39 PM, #54
RE: I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 04:50 PM, #64
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 04:54 PM, #65
RE: I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 05:28 PM, #66
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 05:26 PM, #68
RE: I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 05:32 PM, #69
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:00 PM, #73
RE: I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 06:21 PM, #77
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 06:30 PM, #79
RE: I'll bite...,
HammerSong,
13-Jun-09 06:42 PM, #80
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:00 PM, #82
RE: I'll bite...,
Me again (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:13 PM, #84
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 09:37 PM, #88
Finally.,
Forsakenz (Guest),
13-Jun-09 07:15 PM, #85
RE: I'll bite...,
Daevryn,
14-Jun-09 02:09 AM, #91
RE: I'll bite...,
Tabius (Guest),
14-Jun-09 07:38 PM, #93
RE: I'll bite...,
Outside man (Guest),
15-Jun-09 01:00 AM, #95
Actually...,
A Certain Thief (Guest),
12-Jun-09 06:58 PM, #21
You asked for a challenge as to your correctness, so th...,
A Certain Thief (Guest),
12-Jun-09 07:00 PM, #22
Just to clarify,
Rogue,
13-Jun-09 06:32 AM, #42
I LOVE!,
N b M (Guest),
12-Jun-09 10:36 PM, #24
RE: I LOVE!,
Reader (Guest),
12-Jun-09 10:46 PM, #25
I thought you were a douche before this...,
KennyPowers (Guest),
13-Jun-09 12:00 AM, #31
How about not griefing active characters on both sites?...,
Rogue,
13-Jun-09 06:23 AM, #41
Aww look guys, Rogue has a crush on me.,
KennyPowers (Guest),
13-Jun-09 01:13 PM, #49
You rp just like graatch. Id be careful,
CraftedD (Guest),
13-Jun-09 01:25 AM, #33
This log in modern times...,
lurker,
13-Jun-09 09:47 AM #46
RE: This log in modern times...,
Tabius (Guest),
13-Jun-09 03:17 PM, #52
May the Immortals never ever ever give you leader n/t,
newbie (Guest),
14-Jun-09 06:14 AM, #92
AHAHAHAHAHAHA,
Beront (Guest),
14-Jun-09 11:56 PM, #94
RE: AHAHAHAHAHAHA,
HammerSong,
15-Jun-09 08:08 AM, #98
RE: AHAHAHAHAHAHA,
HammerSong,
15-Jun-09 08:08 AM, #99
Do you understand,
Beront (Guest),
15-Jun-09 08:53 AM, #101
RE: Do you understand,
HammerSong,
15-Jun-09 09:13 AM, #103
Really? Here we go.,
Beront (Guest),
15-Jun-09 11:34 PM, #104
RE: Really? Here we go.,
CurrentVillager (Guest),
15-Jun-09 11:38 PM, #105
Hello Malakhi.,
Beront (Guest),
15-Jun-09 11:55 PM, #106
RE: Hello Malakhi.,
Me again (Guest),
16-Jun-09 12:08 AM, #109
Bwaha. It's not me (stxt),
Malakhi (Guest),
16-Jun-09 01:06 AM, #113
RE: Really? Here we go.,
HammerSong,
15-Jun-09 11:56 PM, #107
I am talking,
Beront (Guest),
16-Jun-09 12:06 AM, #108
RE: I am talking,
HammerSong,
16-Jun-09 12:20 AM, #110
WOW, Just look at this,
Beront (Guest),
16-Jun-09 12:48 AM, #111
The thief was fighting me, alone,
Beront (Guest),
16-Jun-09 01:02 AM, #112
RE: WOW, Just look at this,
HammerSong,
16-Jun-09 09:28 AM, #115
Beront 101,
OldPlayer (Guest),
16-Jun-09 02:54 AM, #114
This is hilarious,
Daevryn,
15-Jun-09 08:27 AM, #100
Its easy to find,
Beront (Guest),
15-Jun-09 09:01 AM, #102
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