Fjarn. Could. Not. Kill. Kornuel.

Actually, replace "Kill" with "Survive". If you landed fiend, it was the end. I think I survived it once, with the help of a friendly bard's healing. What was more annoying to me was never being able to hit you in melee.

I mean that literally.

Dodge, evasion, echoes, and a morale approaching negative infinity (whose affects persisted until logoff or death, even after the -morale wore off) meant that even with a weapon you didn't know, I couldn't touch you. I had drive to lag and critical hit for damage, but even that couldn't keep up with simple Fire and Ice spam. There was simply no worse build for Fjarn to go up against.

Ah well. You were a good sport, leaving most of my equipment most of the time. So I returned the favor when I caught you held by fillet in the grove that one time. Cheap as it may have been, watching your corpse fall to the ground just once in Fjarn's days filled my heart with happiness.

I don't think we really interacted in any more significant way. It was just a lot of fighting and a lot of running back to my corpse. Good luck with your next, as they say. Unless it's an imperial bard. In that case, may you forever roll 1's.