A little lead in: Sassmi always used to get pissed because people would refer to her as "him, he, sir" whatever. It was a kind of uni-sex name, and it caused problems. Here is snips of a little dialog that happened one day. I (Blimbali at the time) suggested she should be known hence forth as the sexless strawberry and Sally was more then happy to oblige! Pretty funny stuff. hehe, enjoy.

P.S. Due to HTML I replaced the with --SYLVAN--, this is all cabal chatter.
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--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Thankie!
--SYLVAN-- someone: Aye fella.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Lass!
--SYLVAN-- someone: Fella lass.
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Hah
--SYLVAN-- Caviezel: Sassmi, her skirt hidden...
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: Gwimdorf the short human always mistakes me for a bird as well, I am not surprised.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: He calls you a....!
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: Ye fellas be trustin' me judgement...but I just see past th' exterior, eh.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Woah..that was close.
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: I be seein' what ye are at th' soul level!
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: And the Archdruid seems to think I look like a wolf.--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Soul of a man eh?
--SYLVAN-- Sahannara: a wolf with feathers
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Geez, I'm lack no one mistake me for a strawberry.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Glad, not lack. *boggles8
--SYLVAN-- Lycith: Yah not like strawberries?
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Then let it be known, Sassmi shall herby be known as a sexless Strawberry.
Lycith grins evilly.
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: No offence in that eh?
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: Er...right.
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: *blink* Ah, indeed.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Bah!
--SYLVAN-- Caviezel: Caviezel, his lips grinning wide...
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Noo! I'm not!
--SYLVAN-- Saldradien: The sexless strawberry?
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Eyep
--SYLVAN-- Saldradien: So shall it be.
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: Hah!
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Hey!
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: No!
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: Ugh.
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Im gonna have to come up with a name for me to, everyone keeps callin me Captain
Lycith says 'Har!'
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Argh!
--SYLVAN-- Zheisron: Well done ere Sassmi!


--39 Gnome Dru-- --SYLVAN-- Sassmi the Druidess of the Half Moon, Sexless Strawberry

--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Hoo! Ya
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: I know I love strawberries but ya don't have to do this to me eh?
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: It seems somewhat cruel, in my opinion..
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: It be done, eh.
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: Th' wilds ain't always friendly, eh.
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: So it be, father.
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Look at the bright side eh, now nobody will call ya a man.
--SYLVAN-- Caviezel: The wilds whisper with cruelty and even humour..
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Always look on the bright side o' life.
Lycith smirks.
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Anyway, strawberries doesn't have any sex differences.
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: I am often criticized for doing so!
You whisper 'Didnt think she actually would be known as that. '
Lycith says 'Pick mine wit a bit more care?'
Lycith says 'Not bein wantin to be called a strawberry.'
You say 'The sexual stawberry?'
You innocently whistle a tune.
Lycith says quickly 'Or any oder fruit.'
--SYLVAN-- Caviezel: She look tasty..
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Noooooooooooooooooooo! I'm not edible!
Lycith says 'Hmm.'
Lycith says 'Dah girls would love dat..'
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Ive seen Sahanarra look at me with a hungry look before, wierds me out ya know.
Lycith says 'Yah bein bite size yah know.'
Lycith chuckles politely.
--SYLVAN-- Gwimdorf: Mmmmmmmmm....strawberries!
Lycith says 'Well I dunno.'
Lycith says 'I not gonna eat yah.'
Lycith says 'I like dragon meat more.'
Lycith says 'Odd, kinda tangy.'
You snicker softly.
You close your eyes and hum for an instant.
Thorns sprout from your skin as you undergo metamorphosis.
Blimbali points to his thorny spikes.
You say 'Im not fun to eat'
Lycith says 'Nah plus dah would get mad at me fur eatin dah captain.'
You say 'Like eatting a cactus'
You say 'Dont call me that!'
You groan loudly.
--SYLVAN-- Lycith: I got one fur Blimbali!
--SYLVAN-- Lycith: Captian cactus!
Throwing back his head, Lycith cackles with insane glee!
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Bah,just cause Im all thorny and spikey and whatnot..
--SYLVAN-- Sassmi: Hahahaaaa!
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: Now.. I must admit.
--SYLVAN-- Blimbali: Other then that I dont see the resemblence
--SYLVAN-- Arehanah: That is somewhat funny
Lycith says 'Better den the sexy strawberry.'

POSTER'S DISCLAIMER: "Of course....I don't play anymore, but its just my 2 cents."