Death_Angel | Fri 10-Dec-21 04:30 PM |
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#72233, "Rashign's Role Chapter 7"
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RoleChapter 7 The state of the yumnion Added Sun Nov 21 11:21:25 2021 at level 51:This crumpled piece of parchment was clearly of high quality, but various stains and what looks suspiciously like drool has discoloured it to the point that it is probably better off in a bin somewhere. Scrawled across the top in very blocky writing are the words "Rash's Men you".
Breakfasts:
There is a crude drawing of a mountain with what might be a castle on the top of it. There is a stick figure at the front of the castle holding something vaguely mace like. The whole thing has been circled three times, and under it is scrawled:
Too many blands and stringy lizards. Needs more tenders and juicy blueskins. Hope stupid Captain dies, because Rash hate, and not even taste good!
Lunches:
Rather than a building, this drawing is just of a duergar with a very angry expression on his face, and a big red cross on his chest (though this seems to have been added as an afterthought to signify danger). Written beneath is:
Drillmaster scary. Duergars taste bad, but Rash want eat this one just so can stop dreaming about him eating Rash. Scribbled in the margin are pictures of a bunch of yellow root-like things, once again circled three times.
Dinners:
A picture of a spiky... thing, with the word "tree" circled next to it takes up the third quarter of the parchment. There is a long paragraph ranting about some "sky stick giant" underneath, and how he was probably delicious and now Rash will never know. Underneath the paragraph is written, in very large words:
Tree quieter now, But tenderest of tenders is there. Rash want to eat again so much! Following this declaration is a scribbled image of a wood elf waving around some kind of stringed drum, as if the creator wasn't quite sure how instruments actually work.
Chefs:
The final drawing might have been another attempt at a building, but the poor attempt has been crossed out and a big star drawn over the top instead. Next to it is a scowling rendition of the face of someone that might charitably be the Emperor Odaza, with a big arrow pointing from it to the star.
Always eat chefs last. Emperor says not eat the chefs, so this perfect!
Cheatsheet:
Blands - humans. Half blands - half elves. Blueskins - storm giants. Lizards - saurians. Chefs - heralds.
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[EMPIRE] Rashign the Ravenous Glutton, Imperial Dread ...
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