Eh:

1) How do I know how fast you're reading so I know when to load the next one? Doing this right and not violating 5000 standard usability rules of the web might not be trivial. Granted, our current web site probably violates 4985 standard usability rules of the web.

2) I'm not awesome with php, which the CF web page is written in, and I really have no idea how easy or possible it would be to do something like that within the framework of php. Coming up with some kind of suave Flash/Silverlight/Whatever intro that we could workably host on this box with minimal fuss is beyond my current interest/ambition level as far as the web page is concerned.