Ok, basically its not possible to join the guild.

{9 PM}{100%hp 100%m 99%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} n
A Backroom
You are in the dimly lit backroom of Laughing Dragon tavern. Crates and
barrels are stacked against the wall to the south, concealing the entrance
to this room from the main tavern. A few tables are here where the seedier
element of the outpost congregate. Thieves, bandits, and charlatans signal
each other in silence and exchange merchandise. Very few rogues remain in
Tir-Talath for long, and most merely pass through on their way to pillage
another neighboring farm or village. For those who stop at the outpost,
however, the Laughing Dragon serves as an excellent hideout, as the inn's
proprietor is known in the underground as a loyal supporter of the thieves'
guild.



A cloaked figure is here signaling a young rogue to make a rush at him.
A cloaked figure tells you 'Come to learn about bullying people eh?'
A cloaked figure tells you 'Come back in a few titles and I'll teach you about push.'


{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 100%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild status
Tir-Talath thief Guild

guild membership: 0 members
guild worth: 0 copper pieces
donated: 0 copper pieces
guild dues: paid in full
guild standing: poor standing


{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 100%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild join
To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 100%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} s
You step out of the shadows.
The Laughing Dragon
Decorations of crimson and gold adorn this warm and humble tavern. In the
west wall a large hearth burns merrily with a roaring fire that sends shadows
of orange and gold flickering across the room. To the south is a simple
bar that specializes on local brews, and farmers and drunk peasants seated
on the barstools laugh as they clank their tankards together. Hanging above
the bar, in crimson and gold, is a banner adorned with a comical rendition
of Tir-Talath's brass dragon, stylized with golden threads. A thick woven
rug is on the ground where some patrons warm themselves in front of the
fire.


A tall lean woman is here, laughing with patrons and tending to the bar.
A drunk farmer is here, laughing as he guzzles another mug of apple brandy.
A drunk farmer is here, laughing as he guzzles another mug of apple brandy.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 99%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild join
To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 99%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} e
South Harvest Way
You are walking along South Harvest Way in Tir-Talath. This dusty road is
the only way in or out of the outpost, and is thus one of the more highly
trafficked thoroughfares through the sleepy stronghold. Many overlapping
footprints are apparent in the soft dirt of the road, and you can hear the
bustle of peasants. To the north the road continues as it leads towards
the baron's grand keep, the center of the outpost. To the east the Tower of
Tir-Talath reaches to the sky while to the west you see a tavern, over which
hangs a swaying sign. To the south, South Harvest Way continues towards the
main outpost gate.



{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 99%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild join
To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 99%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} s
guild join
South Harvest Way
You are walking along South Harvest Way in Tir-Talath. This dusty road is
the only way in or out of the outpost, and is thus one of the more highly
trafficked thoroughfares through the sleepy stronghold. Many overlapping
footprints are apparent in the soft dirt of the road, and you can hear the
bustle of peasants. To the north the road continues past a bustling tavern
towards the baron's grand keep, while to the east lies a small supply depot.
To the south, South Harvest Way continues towards the main outpost gate.



{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 98%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 98%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} n
South Harvest Way
You are walking along South Harvest Way in Tir-Talath. This dusty road is
the only way in or out of the outpost, and is thus one of the more highly
trafficked thoroughfares through the sleepy stronghold. Many overlapping
footprints are apparent in the soft dirt of the road, and you can hear the
bustle of peasants. To the north the road continues as it leads towards
the baron's grand keep, the center of the outpost. To the east the Tower of
Tir-Talath reaches to the sky while to the west you see a tavern, over which
hangs a swaying sign. To the south, South Harvest Way continues towards the
main outpost gate.



{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 97%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} n
South Harvest Way
You are walking along South Harvest Way in Tir-Talath. This dusty road is
the only way in or out of the outpost, and is thus is one of the more highly
trafficked thoroughfares through the sleepy stronghold. Many overlapping
footprints are apparent in the soft dirt of the road, and you can hear the
bustle of peasants. To the north the road comes to an intersection before
the baron's grand keep, the center of the outpost. To the east the Tower of
Tir-Talath reaches to the sky while to the west you hear the activity of the
farmer's market, both separated from you by low outpost walls. To the south,
South Harvest Way continues towards the main outpost gate.



{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 96%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild join
To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 96%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} w
Alas, you cannot go that way.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 96%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} s
South Harvest Way
You are walking along South Harvest Way in Tir-Talath. This dusty road is
the only way in or out of the outpost, and is thus one of the more highly
trafficked thoroughfares through the sleepy stronghold. Many overlapping
footprints are apparent in the soft dirt of the road, and you can hear the
bustle of peasants. To the north the road continues as it leads towards
the baron's grand keep, the center of the outpost. To the east the Tower of
Tir-Talath reaches to the sky while to the west you see a tavern, over which
hangs a swaying sign. To the south, South Harvest Way continues towards the
main outpost gate.



{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 96%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} w
The Laughing Dragon
Decorations of crimson and gold adorn this warm and humble tavern. In the
west wall a large hearth burns merrily with a roaring fire that sends shadows
of orange and gold flickering across the room. To the south is a simple
bar that specializes on local brews, and farmers and drunk peasants seated
on the barstools laugh as they clank their tankards together. Hanging above
the bar, in crimson and gold, is a banner adorned with a comical rendition
of Tir-Talath's brass dragon, stylized with golden threads. A thick woven
rug is on the ground where some patrons warm themselves in front of the
fire.


A tall lean woman is here, laughing with patrons and tending to the bar.
A drunk farmer is here, laughing as he guzzles another mug of apple brandy.
A drunk farmer is here, laughing as he guzzles another mug of apple brandy.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 95%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} guild join
To join the Thief Guild, you must find the guildguard.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 95%mv 2673tnl}{civilized} boggle
You boggle at the concept.

{8 PM}{100%hp 100%m 95%mv 2673tnl}{civilized}