Go back to previous topic
Forum Name Gameplay
Topic subjectAlso, regarding Ueralante: It took me all of Five minutes to track down who Urelante is.
Topic URLhttps://forums.carrionfields.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=6&topic_id=68174
68174, Also, regarding Ueralante: It took me all of Five minutes to track down who Urelante is.
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
His name, residence and where he worked. He is (was) a contractor renovating fast food joints in and around the Mid South (ish) USA. I had a talk with him and he agreed to stop pretending to be me but for what ever reason he ####ing trolls the ever loving #### out of you stupid mother ####ers and you can't figure it out. He doesn't claim to be me, you just assume he does or is. It's mind blowing. I mean seriously, you guys must hurt yourselves on common household objects
a lot.

I am not him. I have never been him. I don't post like him. I have killed his characters and we even discussed it on the same thread. And STILL some of you can't figure it out.

Some of you have Pro-derangement syndrome. Go back and look at the stupid fascination you guys have of me. Your vitriol is literally so great you can't be rational when my name or the thought of me surfaces. Some of the #### you guys post about me is beyond the pale and you are completely wrong.

You get better odds of shooting a clear photograph of sasquatch than identifying a character of mine. Given I have played like 50 hours in the last couple of years. I'm not even sure if that's an exaggeration.

Of all the attempts to pin a character on me in my recent memory, I can't think of one that was correct.

You're wrong, get over me. We broke up. Even if I come back for a quickie now and again.

My that was cathartic. Later fellas.



68202, Are you OK?
Posted by NoobAgain on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I'm trying to figure out whether this is the typical CF banter or whether this is a cry for help...
68204, He has reputation
Posted by Kstatida on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
And it seems like it's well deserved.
68212, I give you props for pulling yhe largest deception in CF history.
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I can't believe how unobservant the players are here.

I still can't peg who you were back in the day but you aren't a newer player like you claimed.
68213, Feel free to investigate, Sherlock
Posted by Kstatida on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I'm not as easy to figure out as uerlante.
68223, Does the State Department of Statistics know that?
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Do they Mr. Business man?

But thanks for the confirmation.

I'm outta here.
68224, *chuckles*
Posted by Kstatida on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Such a simpleton :)
68226, Did you see his weiner? n/t
Posted by Lhydia on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
gr
68232, No. It was buried too far in your butt. Nt
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Xyz
68239, I thought I felt a little tickle of a prickle. n/t
Posted by Lhydia on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
gr
68246, Nevermind. Jalim has taken the crown.
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Holy #### that was amazing.
68211, RE: Are you OK?
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I'm fine. I'm about to sail solo around the world. I probably will drown trying so there are a few people I want to make it clear too I think they are assholes before that inevitable day.
68225, Do you have a youtube channel? I'd follow it.
Posted by Lhydia on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
That sounds interesting as hell regardless of whether or not we get along or your history confusion.
68231, I have considered it.
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
But it will be informational rather than entertaining. I'm not sure how Youtube does monetization but if I ever hit that level it would help boost my pensions and keep me afloat so to speak.

I have also been driving out to and looking for Forrest Fenn's treasure in the Rocky Mountains for the past year or so and I hope to find it within the next few weeks when I go to the place I think it is. The problem here is there are a bunch of other treasure hunters and some are looking in the same area I am in and I have to be careful not to tip them off. Thus I have taken up wildlife photography to provide cover. I have cracked his code except for one thing. I'm missing something and I can't figure it out but I know if I see it I will know it and I'll find the treasure. It isn't as obvious or easy as it seems but I have great confidence that I have been within shouting distance of it. The other problem I am having is that people are beginning to recognize me and if I do find it I gotta get the #### out because Indians and Lawmen. But I have been documenting this too for possible release. There are several issues with this though that are looking like I won't want to until the last days of my life. I have no desire to fight Indians Councils and Federal Courts and spend all my sailing money.

As far as sailing goes I find very little info in the way of various customs in foreign ports and I know some people learn better when they see and hear someone going over the details. So that is why I may make a Youtube channel.

I am currently struggling over hull material type and hull length.

I am completely unskilled at sailing though I am learning. I have complete US Coastguard courses for 100 Ton Masters and will have a 200 Ton Masters soon. In the mean time I have begun the most basic of training for sails.

I have a feeling days are numbered, just a hunch based on general health, so I am trying to finish up the bucket list while I am still healthy. Retracing Joshua Slocum's journey interests me as does a trip to Point Nemo.

In a way I hope the Sailboat is my coffin or get's me to my final resting place (Point Nemo?). We shall see. If not my tombstone will probably have something on it condemning you for being a liar. It really bothers me that you just won't admit it, even privately to me. I want to like you but that's just so ####ty of you I can't.



68238, I'm okay with that.
Posted by Lhydia on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
The treasure is BEHIND the waterfall. Be careful on the descent.

My brother was playing the felar thief, that's the only reason I know exactly what he took. We split your stuff in the Arkham Crypts after. IC though. Hence I ended up with some of your stuff but didn't actually loot.

Sorry if you're dying for reals.
68240, RE: I'm okay with that.
Posted by Jhyrbian on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
The ocean won't kill Pro, he's too god damn stubborn to die.
68227, RE: Are you OK?
Posted by NoobAgain on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
Hard to tell whether you are kidding or serious. If you are in fact sailing alone around the world, it sounds exciting and I sincerely wish you a safe journey and wind behind your sails. If you are not serious, then consider me successfully trolled.
68245, I really don't troll.
Posted by Pro1 on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
I just need a lot of evidence.

I am preparing for at least one final adventure and that involves sailing solo around the world at least once.
68177, Oh my goodness
Posted by Kstatida on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
This is beyond hilarious.
68176, RE: Also, regarding Ueralante: It took me all of Five minutes to track down who Urelante is.
Posted by Isildur on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
"Pro" is like "Batman". Whether it's Bruce Wayne or #### Grayson in the suit, it's still Batman.
68175, Glad you haven't changed
Posted by Onewingedangel on Wed 31-Dec-69 07:00 PM
See ya