...and decided that the only fair and thoughtful response I can come up with is:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....


No, seriously, I have no idea what's sadder, that *you* actually think this is a problem, or that you've actually started looking so low on the ladder for pk excuses that you realised that someone with one of those names might have a split seconds worth of typing over you. Really. If it ever comes down to that much of an equal fight in terms of skills of both players...I'd be beyond amazed.

Stop the silliness.