Why can't I find two other players on at the same time who will use upper case and punctuate?

Why can't I ever find a player of a minotaur smart enought to realize that by adding an accent(And ommiting Punctuation and Caps) to a Mino makes it nearly impossible to understand?

Why is it that every time I go to Arkham, I find Goodies happily healing at the evil healer?

Why is that I can pin point future Empire players at level one?

Why is it that people are still making names like QXXZQCXZQWXZ?

Why haven't some people figured out names like QXXZQCXZQWXZ don't give PK advantages (Now or Ever)?

Why does every lastname (Including the ones I make have ' after D?

Why are descriptions like Gots dwarf with happy sword slaying you if you make her made. Don't get in his way! becomming the norm?

Why do I even bother?