I'm guessing your is sarcastic, but if not your cell phone is killing you faster than the absolutely minimal amount of second hand smoke you might get even in a smoke filled bar.

The American Lung Association gives this summary of the 25,000+ deaths the EPA and Surgeon General's reports attribute to secondhand smoke every year. The American Cancer Society gives comparable estimates. Also in agreement are the World Health Organization, Centers for Disease Control, American Medical Association, and a host of other organizations.

Please cite a source wherein cell phones remotely approach that level of danger, or kindly mark such claims as taken from the Tac Journal of Proctological Spelunking.

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