>I want to have the title "MBA," but I don't give a rats
>ass about getting the education.
>
>I'm never going to apply for a job, I'm never going to use it
>for anything other than to be "Stunna, MBA."
>
>It just looks good in the consulting biz, and it needs to
>be legit incase I ever get sued for false advertising.
>
>I don't care if it comes from the University of BFE Mexico,
>I just want to trade cash for a masters.
>
>The two highlighted phrases are at odds with one another.
>There are certainly less reputable places where you can trade
>both cash and time for an MBA, but you're going to have to
>show up some of the time, turn in (easy) assignments, put in
>1.5-2+ years, etc.

I get what your saying. I'm alright getting around casual conversation asking where I did my MBA. If someone is more interested in the qualification, I'll be quick to redirect their attention to other shiney (more important) credentials.

I have heard rumors of programs that let you use job experience as credit and so on and so forth.

The MBA title, at this particular point in my career, is probably not worth putting a year + into getting it.