>Heh. How is it a troll? What's so hard about saying the
>theory of evolution is not an absolute in terms of philosophy?

Basically, because nothing in the realm of human knowledge, not anything, lives up to the standards of certainty that you seem to be insisting upon to use phrases of the form 'we know X.'

I mean, if you and I were in a meeting or something and every time you said something I chimed in and was like... "AHA! But you don't really KNOW that for certain, do you?!" it'd be super obnoxious, right? At this point we're about in that realm.