Preface before we start the trolling :)
I rarely did full loot. I think maybe twice or three times in my life. Right now I can recall doing that only to Malakhi and Bartis.
This episode was not the sole reason for that, it was just the last nail. I won't go in specifics, but I had similar issues with Bartis as with Malakhi. I just can't myself force to love villagers who prefer to fight tribunals in Galadon istead of raiding cabals full or their enemies. I'm not saying that Bartis was very bad in that respect. In fact, I think he was a very good villager. If I wouldn't have those kind of issues with him I would call him "great".

As for the log. Maybe I was wrong with my assumptions, as I can only see things from my eyes, but I didn't feel he was actually trying to escape. I saw him in a room with the same name (though there are several rooms with that name) for a while (2-3 ticks) and I couldn't summon him because he was in a fight each time I tried.

While I don't think that was the top moment in my life. Based on partial info I have, I wouldn't call it the douchiest thing of this year.

// 18 Aug 2009 // ======================================================== // Kill on Bartis in the Pine Forest // ======================================================== [49 Orc Ber] (PK) Srithra CarrionEater the Captain of the Grinning Skulls, Mergulla's Meat Tenderizer [51 Gnome Shf] (PK) Gnamrish the Grand Master of Changelings [51 Lich Nec] (PK) [EMPIRE] Ahtieli Aiglis the Indomitable Spectre of Order, Elite Imperial Witch *51 Duerg A-P* (PK) [EMPIRE] Gzurweeg the Fist of Darkness, Imperial Dread Lord [51 Svirf War] (PK) Bartis HammerHand the Observant Eyes of the Village, MageSlayer [51 Elf War] (PK) Oethipius T'llathereyon the Jaguar of Justice, Provost Magistrate [51 Elf Pal] (PK) Dupmasione Dupree the Champion of the Virtues [51 Arial Inv] (PK) Shyrauk the Weaver of the Elements [51 H-Elf Bar] (PK) Balten the Grand Master of Artistry, Acolyte of the Golden Sun [48 Svirf Thi] (PK) Jazan the Mystery, Kingpin of Galadon [51 Cloud War] (PK) Rochefort the Legend of the Battlefield Players found: 11 <2533 1930 1585 18:00 wilderness outdoor> People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg A Rocky Path <2533 1930 1585 18:00 wilderness outdoor> s whe Entering a Pine Forest [Exits: north east south west] <2533 1930 1583 18:00 wilderness outdoor> People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg Entering a Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Thinning Pine Forest <2533 1930 1583 18:00 wilderness outdoor> The sun sets below the horizon. <2535 1937 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> call 'black circle' [EMPIRE] Ahtieli: Both rangers died. <2535 1937 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> You begin creating a black circle of summoning. <2535 1897 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> ==== Target: Bartis ==== ==== Weapons: scimitar + dagger ==== dualwield dagger You finish creating a black circle of summoning on the ground. You feel a divine presence leave you. You stop using a shield of blackest pitch. You dual wield a ghostly dagger. A ghostly dagger feels like a part of you! <2535 1897 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> whe People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg Entering a Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Thinning Pine Forest <2535 1897 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis The power of the black circle of summoning amplifies your summons! Bartis arrives suddenly. <2535 1847 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> faces Bartis Bartis leaves south. <2535 1847 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> They aren't here. <2535 1847 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> faces Bartis whe They aren't here. <2535 1847 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg Entering a Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Path in the Pine Forest <2535 1847 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2535 1797 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> whe The long lonesome howl of a hunting wolf pierces the forest. <2535 1797 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> scan all People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg Entering a Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Clearing in a Very Thick Pine Forest <2535 1797 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> You scan north. You scan south. ***** Range 1 ***** A long black wolf rests in the leaves. ***** Range 2 ***** A long black wolf rests in the leaves. ***** Range 3 ***** A long black wolf rests in the leaves. You scan east. ***** Range 3 ***** A long black wolf rests in the leaves. You scan west. ***** Range 5 ***** Bartis is here. You scan up. You scan down. <2535 1797 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> whe People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg Entering a Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Clearing in a Very Thick Pine Forest <2535 1797 1585 19:00 wilderness outdoor> Autosaving. <2537 1804 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> [EMPIRE] The Imperial Inquisitor: Our conquest is yet assured, though the Bloodoathed Dektrin leaves us. <2537 1804 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> A dire wolf yells 'Bartis! Now you die!' <2537 1804 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2537 1754 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis The power of the black circle of summoning amplifies your summons! Bartis arrives suddenly. <2537 1704 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> faces Bartis You slash Bartis's face with a ghostly dagger! You cackle with glee as Bartis's face freezes in shock! Your face slash EVISCERATES Bartis! Your brutal attack MANGLES Bartis! Bartis yells 'Die, Gzurweeg, you savage butcher!' Bartis has some small but disgusting cuts. <2537 1704 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> Bartis parries your shocking bite. Bartis parries your burst of energy. Bartis parries your shocking bite. You parry Bartis's wrath. You parry Bartis's punch. Bartis has some small but disgusting cuts. <2537 1704 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> Your shocking bite MANGLES Bartis! Your burst of energy DISMEMBERS Bartis! Your burst of energy DISMEMBERS Bartis! Bartis's wrath mauls you. You parry Bartis's punch. Bartis's wrath nearly strikes you before you turn it away. You parry Bartis's wrath. Bartis is covered with bleeding wounds. <2513 1704 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> call 'sigil of pain' You call upon the Codex and carve a Sigil of Pain onto Bartis. Your sigil of pain decimates Bartis! Bartis's eyes become bloodshot and his face contorts into a mask of rage! Bartis is covered with bleeding wounds. <2513 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> Bartis dodges your shocking bite. Bartis dodges your burst of energy. Bartis dodges your shocking bite. Buzzing with charge an arc of lightning snaps from your weapon, arcing towards Bartis. Your arc of lightning DISMEMBERS Bartis! Bartis's wrath MUTILATES you! You parry Bartis's wrath. You dodge Bartis's punch. Bartis is covered with bleeding wounds. <2476 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> ==== Weapons: scimitar + ladle ==== dualwield ladle cri You stop using a ghostly dagger. You dual wield a large wooden ladle. A large wooden ladle feels like a part of you! Bartis dodges your shocking bite. Your smash *** DEVASTATES *** Bartis! Bartis dodges your shocking bite. Your smash *** DEVASTATES *** Bartis! You parry Bartis's wrath. Bartis delivers a blow of deadly force! You absorb the force of Bartis's punch with a suit of darkened platemail. Bartis is gushing blood. <2476 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> You drop low and swing a large wooden ladle into Bartis's leg, and feel it cracking! Bartis howls with pain, barely able to remain standing! Your crippling strike *** DEVASTATES *** Bartis! Bartis is writhing in agony. <2476 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> [EMPIRE] The Imperial Inquisitor: The power of the Empire grows as the Bloodoath Noshmath joins us. Bartis is writhing in agony. <2476 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> Bartis parries your shocking bite. Your smash *** DEVASTATES *** Bartis! Bartis's wrath devastates you! Bartis's punch devastates you! You parry Bartis's punch. Bartis is convulsing on the ground. <2417 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> Bartis has fled! Bartis leaves west. <2417 1644 1585 20:00 wilderness outdoor> w A Very Thick Pine Forest [Exits: north east south west] <2417 1644 1582 20:00 wilderness outdoor> It starts to rain. You are hungry. <2419 1651 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed. <2419 1601 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis The long lonesome howl of a hunting wolf pierces the forest. <2419 1601 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> You failed to summon Bartis. <2419 1551 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> whe People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg A Very Thick Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Bend in the Path <2419 1551 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2419 1501 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2419 1451 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> call 'black circle' You begin creating a black circle of summoning. <2419 1411 1585 21:00 wilderness outdoor> who pk whe Lightning flashes in the sky. You are hungry. You are starving! Your hunger scratches you. <2416 1407 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You finish creating a black circle of summoning on the ground. [49 Orc Ber] (PK) Srithra CarrionEater the Captain of the Grinning Skulls, Mergulla's Meat Tenderizer [51 Gnome Shf] (PK) Gnamrish the Grand Master of Changelings [51 Lich Nec] (PK) [EMPIRE] Ahtieli Aiglis the Indomitable Spectre of Order, Elite Imperial Witch *51 Duerg A-P* (PK) [EMPIRE] Gzurweeg the Fist of Darkness, Imperial Dread Lord [51 Svirf War] (PK) Bartis HammerHand the Observant Eyes of the Village, MageSlayer [51 Elf War] (PK) [TRIBUNAL] Oethipius T'llathereyon the Jaguar of Justice, Provost Magistrate [51 Elf Pal] (PK) Dupmasione Dupree the Champion of the Virtues [51 Arial Inv] (PK) Shyrauk the Weaver of the Elements [51 H-Elf Bar] (PK) Balten the Grand Master of Artistry, Acolyte of the Golden Sun [48 Svirf Thi] (PK) Jazan the Mystery, Kingpin of Galadon [51 Cloud War] (PK) Rochefort the Legend of the Battlefield Players found: 11 <2416 1407 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> People near you: (PK) Gzurweeg A Very Thick Pine Forest (PK) Bartis A Bend in the Path <2416 1407 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> You failed to summon Bartis. <2416 1357 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2416 1307 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> scan all You scan north. ***** Range 4 ***** You scan south. ***** Range 2 ***** Bartis is here, fighting a dire wolf. A long black shadow glides through the night. ***** Range 3 ***** A long black shadow glides through the night. You scan east. ***** Range 2 ***** Bartis is here, fighting a dire wolf. A long black shadow glides through the night. You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** A long black shadow glides through the night. ***** Range 5 ***** A long black shadow glides through the night. You scan up. You scan down. <2416 1307 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> cast summon Bartis You failed to summon Bartis. <2416 1257 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> You hear a rattle somewhere under the needles. <2416 1257 1572 22:00 wilderness outdoor> s s faces Bartis A Path in the Pine Forest [Exits: north east south west] <2416 1257 1565 22:00 wilderness outdoor> A Bend in the Path [Exits: north east south west] Bartis is here, fighting a dire wolf. A long black shadow glides through the night. <2416 1257 1561 22:00 wilderness outdoor> A dire wolf's bite maims Bartis! Bartis is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. A dire wolf's bite DISMEMBERS Bartis! Bartis is DEAD!! You sense a mystical boost to your innate magical abilities. Bartis's leg is sliced from his dead body. <2416 1257 1561 22:00 wilderness outdoor> They aren't here. You are hungry. You are starving! You can no longer breathe in water. Your hunger scratches you. <2412 1244 1548 23:00 wilderness outdoor> ==== Weapons: scimitar + dagger ==== dualwield dagger You parry a dire wolf's bite. You parry a dire wolf's bite. You parry a dire wolf's bite. A dire wolf's bite wounds you. A dire wolf is writhing in agony. <2394 1244 1548 23:00 wilderness outdoor> You stop using a large wooden ladle. You dual wield a ghostly dagger. A ghostly dagger feels like a part of you! A dire wolf is writhing in agony. <2394 1244 1548 23:00 wilderness outdoor> faces Bartis They aren't here. A dire wolf is writhing in agony. <2394 1244 1548 23:00 wilderness outdoor> A dire wolf's bite nearly breaks through your blocking blow. A dire wolf's bite mauls you. You parry a dire wolf's bite. A dire wolf's bite mauls you. Your shocking bite === OBLITERATES === a dire wolf! Your shocking bite === OBLITERATES === a dire wolf! Your gloves seem to spring to life and swing your sword on their own. You start a vicious series of attacks with your sword. Your flurry === OBLITERATES === a dire wolf! Your flurry === OBLITERATES === a dire wolf! A dire wolf is DEAD!! You receive 67 experience points. A dire wolf's heart is torn from his chest. <2351 1244 1488 23:00 wilderness outdoor> sac corpse The gods give you 21 copper coins for your sacrifice of the burnt corpse of a dire wolf. <2351 1244 1488 23:00 wilderness outdoor> l A Bend in the Path The trees are even closer together, if that is possible. The trunks creak when the wind blows across the tops of the trees, lending a strange cacophony to the forest. The vines that encircle the tree trunks and branches are as thick as a man's arms, and seem to almost be writhing like serpents. You can disregard the vines, but the howls of the hunting wolves seem to surround you in your fear. The path bends to the north and to the west here. [Exits: north east south west] The torn-out heart of a dire wolf is lying here. The corpse of Bartis lies in a bloody pool which oozes from a deep chest wound. The sliced-off leg of Bartis is lying here. <2351 1244 1488 23:00 wilderness outdoor> exa corpse The corpse of Bartis lies in a bloody pool which oozes from a deep chest wound. The corpse of Bartis contains: a polished mithril breastplate (Glowing) a mantle of air a skin from the snow leopard ( 2) a large emerald ring a set of polished mithril legplates a polished mithril girth a pair of thick rothe-hide gloves a set of polished mithril armplates a knotted staff of ironwood a metal canteen insulated in a wolves pelt ( 2) (Humming) a pair of gossamer wings a cowhide knapsack ( 2) (Glowing) (Humming) a flail of Pestilence a model ship ( 2) a studded leather bracer a pair of heavy leather boots a helm from the scales of a Rock Hydra (Glowing) a scourge of bone (Glowing) a mantle of fire ( 2) a black stone key a side of deer venison a plain iron key 6 gold coins 69 silver coins 97 copper coins <2351 1244 1488 23:00 wilderness outdoor> get all.coins corpse You get 6 gold coins from the corpse of Bartis. You get 69 silver coins from the corpse of Bartis. You get 97 copper coins from the corpse of Bartis. // ======================================================== Bartis tells you 'Yer looted me, eh?' You tell Bartis 'No, the wold did' You tell Bartis 'wolf' Bartis tells you 'Huh?' Bartis tells you 'How did tha wolf?' You tell Bartis 'Not sure, I guess he didn't like a bloodthirsty villager destroying his breed' Bartis tells you 'Uh huh' Bartis tells you 'If yer took me crap yer kin jest say so. Instead o makin' stuff up.' Bartis tells you 'What yer bitter tha wolf kilt me an not yer?' You tell Bartis 'i am' Bartis tells you 'An takin' all me crap be yer petty way o showin' it, eh?' You tell Bartis 'I heard old stories where most powerful villagers when can't avoid death tried to hurt wizards at least as much as possible. You chose to hurt a wold' Bartis tells you 'That weren' me stinkin' choice' You tell Bartis 'I think otherwise' Bartis tells you 'I thirsted gainst yer. But, I weren' gonner run from it an' let yer kill me when I were on tha path' Bartis tells you 'I figured I woulder kilt it.' Bartis tells you 'An I were pertty close to tha entrance. So think what yer want' You tell Bartis 'I was at the entrance, not you' Bartis tells you 'Well, I ain' know where yer was. I jest knew I were on tha path.' Bartis tells you 'I done was tha thick forst an thought yer was past that lil village' Bartis tells you 'Yer know that is pertty low. Yer weapon has kilt me before an I ain' never backed from a fight ter yer.' You tell Bartis 'You can't be close to the exit from behind the village. Nor there is any path there' Bartis tells you 'Me corpse be three steps from tha entrance' You tell Bartis 'Yeah, so thinking that I was past the village looks like a lie to me' Bartis tells you 'What tha hell yer talkin' bout? It ain' no lie.'