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Chapter 7

The state of the yumnion
Added Sun Nov 21 11:21:25 2021 at level 51:

This crumpled piece of parchment was clearly of high quality, but various
stains and what looks suspiciously like drool has discoloured it to the
point that it is probably better off in a bin somewhere. Scrawled across
the top in very blocky writing are the words "Rash's Men you".

Breakfasts:

There is a crude drawing of a mountain with what might be a castle on the
top of it. There is a stick figure at the front of the castle holding
something vaguely mace like. The whole thing has been circled three times,
and under it is scrawled:

Too many blands and stringy lizards. Needs more tenders and juicy blueskins.
Hope stupid Captain dies, because Rash hate, and not even taste good!

Lunches:

Rather than a building, this drawing is just of a duergar with a very angry
expression on his face, and a big red cross on his chest (though this seems
to have been added as an afterthought to signify danger). Written beneath
is:

Drillmaster scary. Duergars taste bad, but Rash want eat this one just so
can stop dreaming about him eating Rash. Scribbled in the margin are
pictures of a bunch of yellow root-like things, once again circled three
times.

Dinners:

A picture of a spiky... thing, with the word "tree" circled next to it
takes up the third quarter of the parchment. There is a long paragraph
ranting about some "sky stick giant" underneath, and how he was probably
delicious and now Rash will never know. Underneath the paragraph is written,
in very large words:

Tree quieter now, But tenderest of tenders is there. Rash want to eat again
so much! Following this declaration is a scribbled image of a wood elf
waving around some kind of stringed drum, as if the creator wasn't quite
sure how instruments actually work.

Chefs:

The final drawing might have been another attempt at a building, but the
poor attempt has been crossed out and a big star drawn over the top instead.
Next to it is a scowling rendition of the face of someone that might
charitably be the Emperor Odaza, with a big arrow pointing from it to the
star.

Always eat chefs last. Emperor says not eat the chefs, so this perfect!

Cheatsheet:

Blands - humans.
Half blands - half elves.
Blueskins - storm giants.
Lizards - saurians.
Chefs - heralds.