Vahrtznif the Nonsensical Ne'er-do-Well, Anathema to the Empire

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Description

Vhartznif is approximately 3 feet in height without his boots, which have a
2-foot platform. After many years of looking up to those around him, his
neck has permanently bent into a chevron shape.His brown beard is quadruple
braided, with two braids starting from within each of his hairy ears.


His eyes, much like the color of clay freshly dipped in blue paint, are blue
when you look at them and when you do not look at them. When not talking,
you notice that his eyes are wide, as if surprised, much like his agape, yet
boxy mouth. His six teeth glitter with the aesthetic of dirt.

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Score

Level	51	Sex	male	Race	duergar
Ethos	Orderly	Align	Evil	Class	anti-paladin
Practices	13	Trains	0	Hometown	Arkham
Exp	512900	To Level	24350	Sphere	Dedication
Age mature, 116 years old (147 hours)
Hit Points	737	Mana	625	Movement	682
Strength	23	Intelligence	16	Wisdom	18
Dexterity	21	Constitution	3	Charisma	14
Carry #	0/35	Carry Weight	0 lb 0 oz
Gold	0	Silver	0	Copper	0
Wimpy	109	Morale	Moderate
Hitroll	0	Damroll	0

Role

Chapter 12

Vahrtznif and the Imperial Chaos Insurgent pt 2
Added Sat Aug 5 13:35:13 2017 at level 51:

Though Vahrtznif became an orderly evil doer, chock full of chalk, Vahrtys
got the chalk, the chalk to memory zone, he could not rid himself of his
previous desires. Vahrtznif retained the feelings towards Rhoyshdean, as an
example. Is there a way to make Rhoyshdean pay? Maybe. Was Vahrtznif still
the greatest being in the universe? Only at everything. Wait just a darn
minute the Empire promised power beyond Vahrtznifs imagination if he
took the oath, which he did. Now that he was a memory manager, nay, memory
CEO, he realized what an insult it is for someone to offer power to the
single greatest, most powerful bean on the planet. Vahrtznif sprouted with
anger. The cinnamon sugary swirl inside of him spoke to him, telling him to
kill the Emperor. Kill the Emperor. Kill the Emperor.1 1 = Kill the
Emperor. What was this mad math to the max? It is some kind of Equation,
speaking to Vahrtznif. 2 2 = Kill the Emperor. Yes, its almost as if
this Equation sought only to reduce the world to Entropy Instinctively,
Vahrtznif flourished his arm in front of his body and was filled with a wave
of improbability.


Vahrtznif was prepared to do only one thing, and that is to teach the Empire
some basic addition.

Role

Chapter 11

Vahrtznif and the Imperial Chaos Insurgent
Added Sat Aug 5 13:34:29 2017 at level 51:

As Vahrtznif looked below at the corpses of Krahlzin and Rhoyshdean, he was
filled with impulse. Immediately, he began sacrificing the belongings of the
Nightreaver, Krahlzin, to the gods. When finished, Vahrtznif dropped and
sacrificed his own belongings. Rhoyshdean was going to take the blame.
Vahrtznif didnt know why Rhoyshdean needed to be punished, or if
Rhoyshdean needed to be punished, but punished he would be.


After unsuccessfully blaming the Empire on Krahlzins missing belongings,
Vahrtznif pranced around until Garnizzeh offered him the Blood Oath. Being
told the Oath would give Vahrtznif true power, he accepted without a second
thought.


Upon finishing the words, the world around Vahrtznif seemed to crumble.His
vision was full of laughing mandolins, fading rainbows with Lunky sliding
around them, boulders crushing everyone around him, and his mother.
Vahrtznif was in some kind of wooden box within an endless abyss, the box
being reduced to splinters and shrapnel, while Vahrtznif stared into the eyes
of his mother. For a duergar, she was quite beautiful.Her beard was
well-kempt and intricately braided, and her eyes were dark and full of love,
but also full of eye jelly (Vahrtznif didnt know that but now you know
that). As he reached out to touch her, her image began fading away, torn
apart by shrapnel and stone. Whats whats memories? Memories are
like little puppets in your head, you just gotta tug on their strings and
make them dance if you want to remember them. Somehow, the Oath tugged on
Vahrtieboys strings in exactly that way. He was a memory-having loose
cannon (until someone secured him and he became a tight cannon).


With memories come emotions. Vahrtznif was now more prone to fits of
anxiety, seizures, and anger. There was a feeling in his heart, a cinnamon
sugary swirl of flavor, of pure chaos, that sought to take over his body,
just waiting for the opportune moment. When the urge to let the chaos escape
becomes most strong, Vahrtznif hunches over, clenching his stomach and
reminding himself that it is better to have memories than to not, and he is
afraid of what he would become should the chaos escape once more.

Role

Chapter 10

Dr Mannifred's Discharge Notes
Added Sat Aug 5 13:31:53 2017 at level 51:

============== Doctor Mannifred, Planar Sanctum Neurology Council


============== Post-Discharge: Vahrtznif, Duergar


I was foolish to have any expectations for Vahrtznif. Every day that he
wandered closer to the tower, I felt him slip away a bit further from grasp.
Some days he would stare at me and pluck away at his lips, a cacophony that
he seemed to enjoy the tune of.Was I getting through to him at all? It
seemed that I wasnt.


I tried to invoke memories of Vahrtznifs past by bringing up the incident
in the Cragstone lift, something I must warn potential researchers against.
At first, he ignored me. The more details I gave of the incident -- the lift
itself, the scent, the atmosphere, his eyes and smile grew wider and wider.
He began to hunch over, clawing at his stomach something Ive seen in
patients with anxiety, as if it were a way to rip the feelings directly out
of their stomachs. Still smiling, Vahrtznif began to weep. Looking up at
me, he uttered a phrase and lit my study ablaze. The following session, it
was clear that Vahrtznif had no recollection of these events.


What do you do with a Duergar who has lost his childhood, his sense of
belonging, his cultural identity, and the only parent that had been around
for him? As each layer was peeled back from his psyche, holes presented
themselves holes that I believe the Equation of Entropy had been filling.
my young Duergar patient, suffered from more tragedies than most,
but was incapable of recalling any of them. I believe he has finally lost
the precious gift of sanity (something he seems oddly motivated by) which is
why I had to permanently discharge him, an act he neither recognized nor
understood.

Role

Chapter 9

Dr Mannifred's Notes
Added Mon Jul 17 20:23:15 2017 at level 42:

============== Doctor Mannifred, Planar Sanctum Neurology Council


============== Case Study: Vahrtznif, Duergar


Vahrtznif first came to me when he was quite young. His pattern of speech
showed a higher level of education than that of the duergar I am familiar
with, yet his train of thought seemed to be missing a few tracks. These two
facts meant there was no doubt that Vahrtznif was the duergar I had read
about in the missives from my colleagues.


Vahrtznifs father had been missing since before birth. His mother was
taking him on a trip out of the Underdark at a young age, through a lift in
Cragstone. The lift collapsed, and boulders rained down on the duergar
trapped inside.Vahrtznif was the only survivor, spending days alone in the
darkness before being rescued. The details between then and now are not
clear, but I do know he spent some time at the orphanage in Arkham. How he
wandered into the Sacntum, into my arms, I may never know. Based on how
unpredictably he shows up, I am not even sure he knows how hes wandered
into my study.


============== Notes


=> Anxiety-induced dementia? Less anxiety -> less incoherent. Companionship
seems to ease anxiety. Effects of long-term companionship unknown. Mumbled
a near-coherent detail about mother while confiding in sock-puppet.


=> Sensitive to suggestion. Told him world was his oyster, he tried to fry
my floor and consume. Tested further, taken to forest and told him he was in
the ocean. He nearly drowned in the dirt before breast-stroking to safety.



=> Defensive. Claims superiority of own abilities (even with negative
traits).


=> Odd word association and frequent twisting of sentences. Intentional or
poor inference skills?


=> Tries to make things right, sense of right heavily distorted. All
attempts to make things right thus-far have ended catastrophically.


=> Wanders aimlessly near the Tower after our sessions.

Role

Chapter 8

The Anti-Paladin
Added Fri May 26 22:02:42 2017 at level 28:

After traveling for a while, Vahrtznif came across a paladin training
grounds. He happened upon them while they were preparing for their morning
salutations, so he hid in a bush to watch undetected.


Paladins, SALUTE! shouted the commander of the unsaluting,
non-saluting, insaluting? shouted the commander of the Paladins who were not,
at that moment in time, saluting.


Vahrtznif watched, awestruck, as the Paladins saluted all at once. He ran
from behind the bushes and shouted all I want to salute is Augustus
Creamers big dicker! This, of course, shocked the Paladins and their
tight sense of ethics. Before the commander could respond, big ol King
Tutters slid down his slide of big ol stinky butter and met Vahrtznif face to
face. Big ol King Tutters demanded, Tell me about your dad.I bet his
name is Doopiter. Vahrtznif was appalled by this, but he remembers
feeling fortunate that he was not a-Paul-ed by this, as Paul was not his
birth name.


Big ol King Tutters continued, Tell me what your name is, though it
probably rhymes with Mock. Vahrtznif quickly spooged No, my name is
Vahrtznif. The king was unimpressed, noting Everything these paladins
are, you are the opposite. You are the anti of them. It became clear to
Vahrtznif, now.Everything the paladins did, he would do the opposite.
Thus, he began training as an anti-paladin. As the king slid back up his
slide, he left Vahrtznif with one piece of advice: Vahrtznif, do not play
in a coal mine because thats dangerous.


Ignoring his advice, Vahrtznif decided to pretend like he was running away
sad. It sure pays off to be an actor. Actually it really doesnt, and he
wasnt acting. Vahrtznif felt sadness. He then hid in the bushes, and
watched the paladins train. Every time they did something, he did the
opposite. When they would punch, he would kick. When they would kick, he
would punch. When they would eat, he would barf. And so, he developed a
basic skillset to become an anti-paladin.

Role

Chapter 7

Bridge of Sorrows pt 3, Boo Hoo
Added Fri May 26 21:57:28 2017 at level 28:

Vahrtznif took a step onto the Bridge of Sorrows, and watched as the world
turned to blackness around him.Now, Vahrtznif could see only a few steps
ahead of himself. He heard scurrying from behind, and he turned around
quickly to face the potential danger. A figured grabbed his lapels and
pulled him close. The rainbow, i-i-it faded away, faded away!
Lunkys brow was pouring sweat, and his widely-opened eyes darted back and
forth and then back again, but once more forth, dont blink now because
they darted back one last time, never maintaining eye contact with Vahrtznif.
released him, speeding off into the distance. Wow, thought
Vahrtznif, Ive never seen eyes do a disco quite like that.


Walking slowly and carefully, Vahrtznif couldnt quite figure out what was
so sorrowful about the bridge. At that moment, an owl swooped past his face.
Hoot! meowed Vahrtznif. The owl replied in a low tone, Boo
Hoot. Boo hoot hoot.It immediately became obvious why the bridge was
called the Bridge of Sorrows


It seems like Vahrtznif had been walking for hours. With each step, he began
feeling more and more hopeless.What is this boon? It is more like a boo
hoon. I wish I were a raccoon, oh, a boo hoo raccoon. A raccboohoon. I
want a rack of baffoons to boo hoo on a raccoon. Oh


In that moment, Vahrtznif saw a bowl of Lunky Jujus at his feet. He picked
it up and poured it out on top of his head, then placed the bowl gently over
his cranium. If this bridge wants to try and break me down, itll have
to go through a balanced breakfast first! Vahrtznif charged forward,
facing every fear and sorrow that haunted his past. Ah! Ooh!
Way too scary! These are just some of the phrases he uttered as he
ran, but he made it across alive.


The world is in a perpetual state of chaos. On some level, Vahrtznif knew
this. Vahrtznif had taken the bowl off of his head and proceeded to eat the
clumpy milk. With each bite, his resolve deepened. In a way, the world was
like a bowl of Lunky Jujus -- it is beautiful and delicious in its natural
state. If one were to assert order on the Jujus, they would lose their Lunk.
laws about how to eat the Lunky Jujus were imposed, then one couldnt
enjoy what makes the Jujus so Lunky in the first place.In order to protect
a world with the freedom to eat Lunky Jujus, Vahrtznif would have to fight
against society the only way he knew how: Acting.

Immortal Comments

Wed Feb 8 13:48:48 2017 by 'An Immortal' at level 15 (17 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: Very chaotic and confusing, but hilarious, story of Vahrtznif apparently not making it into Herald...Then going home to his non-existent mom and a talking mandolin that enlarges him and then he leaves for Arkam?

Sun May 21 14:13:25 2017 by 'An Immortal' at level 19 (26 hrs):
An Immortal added 400 exp for: This is clever, funny and clearly took effort. But it doesn't help me understand what's going on. We caught a leprechaun to pay the Toll Troll to cross the Bridge of Sorrows(?). The troll lectures us on time/space.

Wed Jul 19 11:38:35 2017 by 'An Immortal' at level 43 (97 hrs):
An Immortal added 800 exp for: Entry in the form of a doctor's notes, describing how he survived a tragic lift accident that killed his mother, along with his mental disorders.

Sat Aug 5 14:24:15 2017 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (139 hrs):
An Immortal added 400 exp for: We want to kill the Emperor.

Sat Aug 5 18:49:09 2017 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (142 hrs):
An Immortal added 200 exp for: For telling a story at the contest.

Sun Aug 6 14:04:29 2017 by 'Rahsael' at level 51 (144 hrs):
Titled Nonsensical Ne'er-do-Well, because if the shoe fits... We noticed some effort went into this character, even though the effort seems largely misguided.

Role

Chapter 6

Bridge of Sorrows pt 2, The Riddle
Added Fri May 19 18:26:56 2017 at level 16:

Imagine a ball, any kind of ball. No, not that ball. Not that
one, either. Imagine a specific kind of ball, one made entirely of water,
held together by some unknown force, which is suspended in mid-air. On this
ball, imagine someone has vertically placed strings from top to bottom and
looped around to the top again, packed infinitely close together. Each
string intersects only at the top and the bottom of the water ball. The ball
of water represents space, and each string represents a different timeline.
The closer strings are together on the ball of water, the more related the
timelines are. You are not to worry about how this relationship is
quantified.


If each string has two points of intersection, then you're
implying time is intersecting at two particular points of space. If the ball
represents space and the strings loop around it, you've created cyclical
time restricted by location. That is, time cannot advance if an entity
existing at a particular point of space does not displace itself.


That is where you are wrong. Each particle which exists on a
string is, itself, a space-time water ball. Any and every object which
exists can be represented by its own space-time water ball, which can be
thought of as an "event" metric.


But,


Silence! You currently stand in front of me, in front of the
Bridge of Sorrows. However, if one were to pluck the string on which you
reside, the string would collide with the ball of water and create a ripple.
This ripple would displace the water, thus also moving the strings which lie
on it. Time and space are both altered in this way. Imagine someone did
this, and you and I were given a glimpse of another string on the water in
which you've already crossed the Bridge of Sorrows. Why, then, should I
now let you pass the Bridge of Sorrows again?


Because I haven't crossed the Bridge of Sorrows yet.


Correct! Please cross the bridge.


Was that the riddle?


What riddle?


The Toll Troll laughed and was clouded by a puff a smoke, disappearing.As
the smoke faded, Vahrtznif noticed Lunky dashing across the bridge, holding a
bowl of Lunky Jujus! Pesky leprechaun!


With the riddle (?) solved, Vahrtznif took his first step onto the Bridge of
Sorrows.

Role

Chapter 5

The Bridge of Sorrows pt 1, The Toll Troll
Added Fri May 19 18:25:03 2017 at level 16:

Years of eating orphans takes its toll on young dwarves. If you were paying
attention, however, you would know that Vahrtznif is a duergar, so years of
eating orphans did not take a toll on him. What did take a toll from duergar
(and everyone else) was the Toll Troll standing at the front of the Bridge of
Sorrows, a bridge that Vahrtznif desperately needed to pass. Gas. Toot
toot.


"So, you want to pass the Bridge of Sorrows, do you" polled the Toll
Troll.


"I need to cross the Bridge of Sorrows if I plan on getting to the other
side" replied Vahrtznif.


"Bring me a bowl of Lunky Jujus, for they are magically decent"
included the Toll Troll.


With that, Vahrtznif was on the move. He got off the move, and then began
hunting down a bowl of Lunky Jujus. "If I needed to find a bowl of Lunky
Jujus, where would I go?" thought Vahrtznif. Just then, on the lily pad,
Vahrtznif saw a leprechaun. "OOoooh, they always catch me!" shouted the
leprechaun, whose nametag revealed his name: Lunky. "There's Lunky!
Catch his Lunky Jujus!" shouted Vahrtznif at himself.He lept onto the
lily pad, but the leprechaun moved with soulless agility.


"What if I had a new, great green clover? I could blend right in!"
lunked Lunky. He quickly waddled into Clover Forest, which was a field full
of clovers. After fashioning himself a clover hat, Lunky prostrated himself
onto the ground. However, Vahrtznif has prostrate cancer, and can detect
anyone who is laying down. Vahrtznif thought to himself, "You just ran out
of lunk, Lunky." Lunky sighed and bleated "the chase never stopsHow
can I keep rainbows from fading away, fading away? It's as colorful as
marshmallows in me Lunky Jujus, but now it's fading away, fading away"
leaned over and plucked the bowl of Lunky Jujus from Lunky's
hat, stating "all it took was a little luck


and a pluck." Doink!


Vahrtznif returned to the Bridge of Sorrows, eager to give the Toll Troll
what was rightfully Lunky's. Surprised at Vahrtznif's mission completion
time, he accepted the bowl of Lunky Jujus while a toothy grin slowly consumed
his face, ending with a small burp. The Toll Troll leaned in and whispered
into Vahrtznif's ear "but can you solve the riddle?"


"You you tricked me!" Vahrtznif screamed.


"That's where you're wrong," began the Toll Troll, "I may trick
you. Then again, I may not."

Role

Chapter 4

Manny the Uncanny, pt 2
Added Wed Feb 8 13:13:33 2017 at level 15:

"You think you can live in this world of structure and family, Vahrtznif? Do
you think that society will accept you and your uncanny ability to act?
There is no society for someone like you. There is only stone, and there
will always be only stone." Manny's thick legs began to flex, and his eyes
began to boil. With a loud pop, Manny the Mandolin turned into a mandolin of
stone (a manstonelin, Vahrtznif thought), and disappeared.


Every attempt to digest what become of Manny failed to yield clarity.
However, one thing was certain.Vahrtznif knew that there would come a time
when Manny returned, and everyone who was without a mandolin would suffer.
One more thing was certain, now that Vahrtznif thinks about it... it was time
for Vahrtznif to accept that he could stay with his family no longer; as it
would mean only danger.Vahrtznif knew of an orphanage on the surface, in
the town of Arkham, which may be willing to feed him orphans in exchange for
also educating him. Could this be the start of a journey, or..?

Role

Chapter 3

Manny the Uncanny, pt 1
Added Wed Feb 8 13:12:56 2017 at level 15:

After a long day's worth of acting, Vahrtznif returned home to regail his
parents with the stories of heroism he acted out earlier that day. His
beautiful mother sat at the far end of their table, with a face of stone.
Smiling, the young bearded duergar approached his mother to give her a hug.
If it is one thing Vahrtznif knew about his mother, it is that her emotions
typically matched that of her current facial expression in that they are
stone-cold. As he hugged her stone body, her stone lips remained still, for
she was, is, and always will be a statue.


A mandolin enters the room. "Vahrtznif, what are you doing? Do not hug your
mother.Play me, instead." Vahrtznif walked slowly to the mandolin with his
head hanging low. "Aw man, but I like to hug my mother." The mandolin
blinked a soft tune and responded "don't worry that you cannot hug your
mother, Vahrtznif, because I will huge you."


The mandolin began blinking faster, furiously now, and his once relaxing tune
quickly turned into a cacaphony of moistened eyes. Vahrtznif struggled, as
it he knew what was happening... Manny the Mandolin was huging Vahrtznif.
One inch... two inches... and, yes, three inches later, Vahrtznif had been
huged above his previous height. Sobbing, Vahrtznif began pleading Manny to
stop while layering the soles of his boots together. "I don't want it, I
don't want to be huged, I want to be hugged. I know being hugged is like
being huged but with an extra g, but I don't want what you offer." By the
end of his last sentence, Vahrtznif had managed to create shoes with a 2-foot
rise on them. He slipped them on to his feet, blinking a sad tune back to
Manny, who plucked himself purely.

Role

Chapter 2

A bit blunder more than wonder, pt 2
Added Wed Feb 8 13:11:14 2017 at level 15:

"I am here, and heroically so" proclaimed Vahrtznif. Normally, one wouldn't
expect there to be much of an issue with which side of a stage an actor
swings in on. In this case, however, the consequences were dire. You see,
there are two tethers on either side of the stage. The tether on the western
side of the stage is meant to tether an actor to the roof, so that they may
swing around freely. The tether on the eastern side of the stage, however,
was not even a tether; it was an emergency boulder-release rope. Above the
stage, a creaking could be heard as the concealed storage room of boulders
opened.It was a matter of seconds before the massive stones came raining
down onto the stage, the director, and everybody in the audience.


As the dust began to settle, one boulder began to rock back and forth until
it finally tipped over.Vahrtznif emerged from the crevice of the boulder,
which was apparently another cauldron. "Wow, I sure am glad that your mother
sat on all of these boulders" said Vahrtznif to no one in particular.
Walking towards the door, Vahrtznif saw the directors arm protruding from
underneath the side of the one boulder your mother did not sit on, clutching
a piece of paper. Curious, Vahrtznif waltzed on over (without a partner) to
grab the paper.To his astonishment, it read Vahrtznif, no and nothing
else.


Hm, hmmed Vahrtznif, did he mean to say Vahrtznif, no one is as
good an actor as you and that he wanted me to join the Heralds?
Vahrtznif began to ponder this question, until he was met with an answer by a
voice in his head, which sounded much like his director; Vahrtznif, no.
that, Vahrtznif knew to refrain from joining the Heralds.

Role

Chapter 1

A bit blunder more than wonder, pt 1
Added Wed Feb 8 13:10:15 2017 at level 15:

"Soon," the director thought, "Vahrtznif will swing in from the west, and
will heroically declare his presence. I must be careful not to mistime his
cue."


The scene on the stage was poorly constructed, consisting of two trees
(carved from stone by a few unnamed, but definitely ugly, svirfnebli) and a
stone witch's cauldron (which, rumor has it, was once just a boulder -- that
is, until your mother sat on it). The bearded duergar female, dressed in a
witch's costume (potato sack and stone pointy hat, which is just a repurposed
ice cream stone cone), stirred the brew with a gigantic wooden-spoon-shaped
stone that she held with her beard.


"Blunder, wonder, woes, or foes; which shall we eliminate first?" the witch
said to no one in particular.


"This is it" thought the director. "I must cue Vahrtznif." With much focus,
the director flashed a brilliant light from under the stage, so as to
illuminate the cauldron. "Now, Vahrtznif, swing in from the west!" The
director could hear movement from behind the stage, and let out a small sigh
of relief knowing that Vahrtznif had recognized the cue -- a cue which he
missed at nearly every practice. The director turned his eyes towards the
western side of the stage, just in time to notice that Vahrtznif had come
swinging onto the stage from the east, confidently gripping his tether with
his beard.

Statistics

Experience Breakdown

Experience from Cabal raiding	5000
Experience from Skill improvements	11043
Experience from Exploration	2500
Experience from Quests	8150
Experience from Commerce	1520
Experience from Immortals	200
Experience from Observation	1885

Adventuring Statistics

Character Created	Tue Jan 24 10:07:32 2017
Quests Completed	16
Exploration Points Found	10
(WANTED) Criminal	15 times
Murder	7 times
Theft	0 times
Looting	0 times
Offensive of Harmful Powers	2 times
Aiding a Known Criminal	0 times
Assaulting the Spire	5 times
Attacking Guildguards	1 times
Other	0 times
Thickening the Veil	0 items for 0
Thinning the Veil	0 items for 0
Hours spent at Hero	28 hours
% of lifetime in the wilderness	29 %
% of lifetime in the cities	26 %
% of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star	4 %

PK Gank-O-Meter

PK Gank-O-Meter

Total PK Wins	1
Total PK Assists	0
Solo PKs	1
PKs with a group of 2	0
PKs with a group of 3	0
PKs with a group of 4+	0
Average Group Size Per Kill	1.00

Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Solo-Killer

Total PK Losses	47
Solo PK Losses	32
PK Losses to a group of 2	13
PK Losses to a group of 3	2
PK Losses to a group of 4+	0
Average Group Size Per Death	1.36

Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Murdered By The Self-Reliant

PK Statistics

PK Statistics

Total PK Wins	1 (0 at level 51)
Total PK Losses	47
Total Mob Deaths	20
# of Power Word Kill Deaths	3

PK Wins by Class
VS. warrior	1

PK Wins by Cabal
VS. None	1

PK Wins by Align
VS. Good	0
VS. Neutral	1
VS. Evil	0

PK Deaths by Class
VS. transmuter	1
VS. warrior	12
VS. paladin	5
VS. assassin	11
VS. necromancer	14
VS. bard	1
VS. shaman	1
VS. druid	1
VS. conjurer	1

PK Deaths by Cabal
VS. None	3
VS. FORTRESS	8
VS. OUTLANDER	2
VS. BATTLE	6
VS. EMPIRE	8
VS. SCARAB	2
VS. TRIBUNAL	18

PK Deaths by Align
VS. Good	9
VS. Neutral	7
VS. Evil	31

Spell List

Level 2	chill touch	98%
Level 4	blindness	100%
Level 5	detect magic	70%
Level 6	poison	95%
Level 8	curse	97%
Level 8	protection	91%
Level 9	invis	85%
Level 10	detect invis	90%
Level 12	teleport	81%
Level 13	lightning bolt	100%
Level 16	energy drain	70%
Level 19	excision	72%
Level 21	summon	89%
Level 22	deafen	73%
Level 24	power word despondence	1%
Level 25	plague	74%
Level 25	sleep	87%
Level 27	fireball	100%
Level 31	aura of despair	74%
Level 32	iceball	100%
Level 34	bloodlust of the twelve fiends	79%
Level 35	enervating spirits	1%
Level 36	unholy blessing	75%
Level 36	leech unholy blessing	78%
Level 40	iron grip of azazel	72%
Level 42	worldbind	1%

Skill List

Level 1	axe	100%
Level 1	dagger	100%
Level 1	flail	79%
Level 1	mace	100%
Level 1	polearm	69%
Level 1	spear	79%
Level 1	sword	100%
Level 1	whip	100%
Level 1	enhanced damage	100%
Level 1	parry	100%
Level 1	scrolls	80%
Level 1	wands	69%
Level 1	recall	100%
Level 1	shield block	90%
Level 2	improved compare	77%
Level 3	dirt kicking	74%
Level 5	elbow	1%
Level 6	knee	1%
Level 7	second attack	100%
Level 7	fast healing	100%
Level 8	haggle	74%
Level 8	aim	76%
Level 9	kick	1%
Level 10	trip	100%
Level 10	pick lock	100%
Level 10	pen	1%
Level 11	disarm	84%
Level 12	metal armor use	97%
Level 13	third attack	100%
Level 14	hand to hand	85%
Level 15	bash	100%
Level 15	lash	1%
Level 15	meditation	100%
Level 15	dual wield	100%
Level 16	lore	38%
Level 17	shield cleave	1%
Level 17	light armor use	82%
Level 18	thrust	72%
Level 19	pierce	71%
Level 20	charge	1%
Level 20	slice	71%
Level 23	faceslash	69%
Level 25	cleave	72%
Level 26	lashes of the slave	96%
Level 28	vault	75%
Level 28	mystical armor use	35%
Level 29	crippling strike	46%
Level 30	demand	75%
Level 33	charge of the morosa	1%
Level 43	evade	72%

Title History

Sun Aug 6 01:58:37 2017, level 51 (143 hrs):
Vahrtznif the Fist of Darkness, Anathema to the Empire

Sun Aug 6 14:01:56 2017, level 51 (144 hrs):
Vahrtznif the Nonsensical Ne'er-do-Well, Anathema to the Empire

PK Wins

Jul 12, 2017|Lv 41|Azreth Wood|Rehlum vs 1: <41> Vahrtznif (100%, iceball)

PK Deaths

Jan 29, 2017|Lv 10|Galadon|Vahrtznif committed suicide
May 25, 2017|Lv 27|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <51> Vramun (51%), <24> Ezhoctur (48%, hit)
Jul 5, 2017 |Lv 33|Ruins of Delar-Tol|vs 1: <36> Hgaerbel (100%, divine power)
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Arkham|vs 1: <35> Phelzhis (100%, divine power)
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Eil Shaeria|vs 1: <34> Gorthak (100%, parting blow)
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Upper Cragstone|vs 1: <35> Phelzhis (100%, hit)
Jul 15, 2017|Lv 42|The Tower of the Masters|vs 1: <51> Daralius (100%, heavenly wrath)
Jul 17, 2017|Lv 42|The Battlefield|vs 1: <44> Madalyn (100%, punch)
Jul 17, 2017|Lv 42|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <44> Madalyn (100%, punch)
Jul 19, 2017|Lv 43|High Lord's Keep|Vahrtznif committed suicide
Jul 21, 2017|Lv 43|The Tower of the Masters|Vahrtznif committed suicide
Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|The Jade Mountains|Vahrtznif committed suicide
Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <48> Forion (13%, defilement), <47> Lochlan (86%)
Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 2: <47> Lochlan (62%, punch), <51> Buon (37%)
Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (0%, ) *Power Word Kill*
Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (0%, ) *Power Word Kill*
Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|The Ashes of NoWhere|vs 3: <40> Erigron (17%), <36> Caz (34%, thorns), <38> Drakidh (47%)
Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|Sands of Sorrow|Vahrtznif committed suicide
Jul 26, 2017|Lv 43|The Eastern Road|vs 2: <51> Vramun (0%), <47> Lochlan (100%, claw)
Jul 26, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, ) *Power Word Kill*
Jul 28, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 1: <51> Dzuxoks (100%, punch)
Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, smash)
Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist)
Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Outskirts of Galadon|vs 2: <51> Vramun (25%, hit), <47> Lochlan (74%)
Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, punch)
Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Eil Shaeria|Vahrtznif committed suicide
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <51> Kreptar (100%, slice)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 2: <47> Lochlan (54%, smash), <51> Kreptar (45%)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Imperial Palace|vs 2: <48> Rhoyshdean (43%), <51> Glikhardiz (56%, chop)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Village of Mal'trakis|vs 1: <51> Undaraxyl (100%, KB)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, punch)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <51> Rhoyshdean (100%, throw), <47> Lochlan (0%)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <51> Garnizzeh (100%, parting blow)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Vale of Arendyl|vs 1: <46> Ninjin (100%, cut)
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Vale of Arendyl|vs 2: <51> Cio (3%), <46> Ninjin (96%, hit)
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Temple of the Scarab|vs 1: <51> Dzooka (100%, beating)
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|The Imperial Palace|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist)
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Balator|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, crush)
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Akan|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist)

Leveling History

Jan 24, 2017 |Lv 2 |Hr 0 |
Jan 24, 2017 |Lv 3 |Hr 0 |
Jan 24, 2017 |Lv 4 |Hr 0 |
Jan 25, 2017 |Lv 5 |Hr 3 |
Jan 26, 2017 |Lv 6 |Hr 5 |
Jan 26, 2017 (80% exp bonus)|Lv 7 |Hr 6 |
Jan 27, 2017 |Lv 8 |Hr 8 |
Jan 28, 2017 |Lv 9 |Hr 9 |
Jan 28, 2017 |Lv 10|Hr 12 |10 Noljhur,
Feb 1, 2017 |Lv 11|Hr 14 |
Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 12|Hr 15 |18 Xunyavin,
Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 13|Hr 15 |18 Xunyavin,
Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 14|Hr 16 |18 Xunyavin,
Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 15|Hr 16 |19 Xunyavin,
May 17, 2017 |Lv 16|Hr 21 |
May 21, 2017 |Lv 17|Hr 25 |14 Cylius,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 18|Hr 26 |16 Cylius,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 19|Hr 27 |23 Gangrus, 15 Yazadi,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 20|Hr 27 |23 Gangrus, 17 Yazadi,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 21|Hr 28 |24 Gangrus, 18 Yazadi,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 22|Hr 28 |25 Gangrus, 19 Yazadi,
May 21, 2017 |Lv 23|Hr 28 |26 Gangrus, 20 Yazadi,
May 22, 2017 |Lv 24|Hr 30 |28 Gangrus, 22 Cylius,
May 22, 2017 |Lv 25|Hr 30 |29 Gangrus, 23 Cylius,
May 22, 2017 |Lv 26|Hr 31 |23 Cylius,
May 25, 2017 |Lv 27|Hr 34 |23 Ezhoctur, 29 Cylius,
May 26, 2017 (80% exp bonus)|Lv 28|Hr 38 |28 Gundarunga, 26 Miiska,
May 27, 2017 |Lv 29|Hr 47 |29 Cylius,
Jun 24, 2017 |Lv 30|Hr 57 |38 Aroyv, 35 Kaize,
Jul 1, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 31|Hr 59 |33 Pantrus, 27 Hgaerbel,
Jul 1, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 32|Hr 60 |34 Pantrus, 28 Hgaerbel,
Jul 5, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 33|Hr 61 |35 Rehlum,
Jul 5, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 34|Hr 62 |36 Rehlum,
Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 35|Hr 67 |37 Rehlum,
Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 36|Hr 68 |38 Rehlum,
Jul 9, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 37|Hr 71 |44 Rehlum, 51 Aiya,
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Hr 71 |44 Rehlum, 51 Aiya,
Jul 11, 2017 |Lv 39|Hr 80 |40 Esheneshra,
Jul 11, 2017 |Lv 40|Hr 81 |41 Esheneshra,
Jul 12, 2017 |Lv 41|Hr 83 |39 Gaulzor, 42 Esheneshra,
Jul 15, 2017 |Lv 42|Hr 87 |41 Kehdpel, 39 Narrin,
Jul 18, 2017 |Lv 43|Hr 96 |
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 44|Hr 111|41 Orilyn, 43 Aroyv,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 45|Hr 112|43 Orilyn, 44 Aroyv,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 46|Hr 113|44 Orilyn, 51 Aiya,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 47|Hr 115|45 Orilyn,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 48|Hr 116|46 Orilyn,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 49|Hr 117|48 Orilyn,
Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 50|Hr 118|49 Orilyn,
Jul 30, 2017 |Lv 51|Hr 119|51 Orilyn,

Timeline

Wed Feb 8 11:13:19 2017 at level 15 (14 hrs):
Vahrtznif has pledged to the Barons of Chaos <PK: 0-0>

Sun May 21 14:31:34 2017 at level 20 (26 hrs):
Vahrtznif advanced to level 20 <PK: 0-0>

Thu May 25 20:10:58 2017 at level 27 (33 hrs):
Inducted into ENTROPY by Ishuli <PK: 0-1>

Sat Jun 24 10:47:24 2017 at level 30 (56 hrs):
Vahrtznif advanced to level 30 <PK: 0-1>

Tue Jul 11 16:47:59 2017 at level 40 (76 hrs):
Vahrtznif advanced to level 40 <PK: 0-5>

Sun Jul 30 01:11:54 2017 at level 51 (118 hrs):
Vahrtznif advanced to level 51 <PK: 1-16>

Thu Aug 3 19:36:14 2017 at level 51 (132 hrs):
Took the bloodoath from Garnizzeh. <PK: 1-27>

Sun Aug 6 01:58:37 2017 at level 51 (143 hrs):
Glikhardiz has made Vahrtznif Anathema to the Empire. <PK: 1-35>

Mob Deaths

May 21, 2017|Lv 17|Mount Calandaryl|a skeletal warrior by slash
May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|an elite elven guardsman by slash
May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|the elven warrior guard by stab
May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|the elven warrior guard by stab
May 27, 2017|Lv 29|Arkham|the necromancer by deathly touch
Jul 5, 2017 |Lv 34|South Dairein Settlement|the commander of the watchmen by beating
Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 34|Teth Azeleth|the warrior student by beating
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Abandoned Siege Encampment|a hissing dragon lizard by claw
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|The Imperial Palace|the Imperial Prelate by slash
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Ruins of the Deep|a gray spirit by slice
Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|The Battlefield|Thorgrimr the Giant Priest by hit
Jul 11, 2017|Lv 38|The Past Grove|Stee Hoarns by flurry
Jul 15, 2017|Lv 42|Eil Shaeria|an enraged, drooling ghast by bite
Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Enpolad's Game Garden|a slime-covered, hooktail dragon by infernal power
Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Thar-Acacia|Captain Dreithik by hit
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|BattleRager Village|the Destructor by slash
Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Pine Forest|a dire wolf by bite
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Temple of the Scarab|the Lich Coprophagous by hit
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Balator|Thrym by crush
Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Fortress of Light|the Watcher by light of heaven
Aug 7, 2017 |Lv 51|The Fields of Balator|a jovial storm giant by pound

Edges

Flaws

Racial Edges

Class Edges

Edges

Lucky
Firestarter
Fortitude of the Flesh

Class Specifics

Total unholy blessing charges	1
# of leeched weapons	0
# of deaths from destruction of your unholy weapon	0
Best unholy weapon	+1 Hit, +1 Dam, +0 HP, +0 mana