I appreciate these role contests, even though I know the judgment of the immortal staff is poor and they lack any familiarity whatever with literature or the written word. They certainly are not fit to determine what they like personally, for even my sketchiest roles are a thousand times better than the competition.

On a more serious note, let me ask rhetorically: why get petulant and throw out the "I tell you what. I won't enter anymore of your contests"? That just makes you look bad.