How bout this

You pay a svirfnebli mob a hefty amount of copper and he will guide you through an intricate tunnel system to an area of your choosing. For example lets say this svirf is in Udgaard and you can pay him something like 10,000 copper (or perhaps make it level dependant so lowbies could use it) to lead you through this secret tunnel to Hamsah (or whatever area options are available) There would be a lag of course maybe something like half of what request is, before your svirf can gather the supplies needed for the journey. And of course it would sap a good chunk of your movement as well.